The Rori Horror Picture Show

As audiences have been now trained to go to brands not actors, it feels like most mainstream movies aren’t driven by acting any more. You don’t see HEART OF THE BEAST or PRACTICAL MAGIC 2 to go on an emotional journey so much as hang out with familiar faces. Partly because acting involves changing.

When all this is over, we must remember and punish the people who did this to us (created and shared boomer rants with AI-distorted Peanuts and Looney Tunes characters)

Can't sleep, clown will eat me

My favorite family Halloween costumes are the ones with a dissident. Just saw Mr. and Mrs. Banks, Mary Poppins in the Chalk Drawing, and Spider-Man.

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The War on Christmas will not end until Christmas stops its illegal occupation of October and early November. Thank you for your attention in this matter!

I’ve said this before, but “Gleb Smolkin” is the most Star Wars name in all of figure skating. #GPFigure

Cozy horror is a Hallmark movie from the perspective of the Big CIty Boyfriend/Husband.

Have You Ever Heard of Insect Politics, Charlie Brown?

Life Is a State of Mind, Charlie Brown

You See, You Are Fortunate for Tonight Is the Night that My Beautiful Creature Is Destined to Be Born, Charlie Brown

In Fact the Double Negative Has Led to Proof Positive, Charlie Brown

Ruin a song by adding “I guess” to the title Beat It, I Guess

Drop some SWEETS

But have you seen the Trail of the Pink Panther opening sequence that has the PP and Inspector Clouseau animated characters doing a parody of Pac-Man at one point? #FrightClub

Don’t know how to say it other than, creatives are currently enduring an Era of Punishment from rich people who just despise people with functioning brains.

“Avengers: Doomsday is a completely humorless, harrowing bloodbath. It feels like the mass execution of the franchise”’

Have been around long enough to see several movie theaters and small chains start out with ambitious (and successful!) plans, audiences and programming, then gradually devolve into the exact same black boxes showing the exact same movies with seating pulled from the spaceship in WALL-E

Diminish an anime Witch Hat Utility Closet

I don't think this movie hitting theaters just two months after David Cronenberg's The Fly did it any favors, it's more deft in its mixture of black comedy, gory horror, and odd romance. #FrightClub

The Phineas & Ferb gritty reboot is going great 🤪 #FrightClub

Does this really warrant the whimsical Amblin music? #FrightClub #DeadlyFriend

Unexpected robots on the street was a leading cause of death for paperboys in 1986. #FrightClub

It's almost so I'm grateful for it, because there's still a lot to see this month, but it's interesting watching the majors realize they have to adapt or the smaller outfits will continue to eat away at them, and to top it off, all their golden geese have avian flu.

This is unfair, I should say 9 screens of Captain Glurpo 14 and one screen for a Christian movie about a dog named Tugger who teaches an alcoholic football coach how to go to church again.

Local theater

Sitting in the movie theater for The Devils. I am excited. The cinema is a church. And then they show the trailer for Jumanji: Open World