The Picture Of Jared Gray 💀

pushing two tables together in a small restaurant so your party of two can have a place for your STUFF… during PEAK LUNCH HOURS… who do you think you ARE???

I hate gay Halloween, what do you mean you and your husband are K-SMOG and BATBOY flipping a grunt? No really, what do you mean? I’m too old to understand celebrity news. What do those silly words mean?

Yes

I only saw it for a split second but I swear on my life the bumper sticker said I LOST MY VIRGINITY AT THE OLIVE GARDEN but when I looked back to clarify the car was gone so I’ll never know for sure

You know those lenticular Halloween portraits where you walk by and the person changes into a monster? Honestly surprised the Al douchebro ghouls haven’t found a way to sneak those into the stores but like, where the lady’s clothes come off

Clayface (2026)

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Waiting for him to get the towel

We need an immersive “Trick R Treat” experience where all the stories take place in real time and you choose who to follow a la Sleep No More

who up cooling their ecto?

who up cooling their ecto?

🚨🚨🚨 Parents, be sure to check your kids’ Halloween candy etc etc

Inside Out costumes confirmed 👨🏻

Me @ my lower back lately 😬

It’s murder on the dance floor But you’d better not kill the groove Hey hey, hey hey It’s murder on the dance floor But you’d better not steal the moves

🚨🚨🚨 Parents, be sure to check your kids’ Halloween candy etc etc

brb gonna open a Lord Of The Flies restaurant that serves Salmon Eric

🎶 Run from the sunlight, Chocula 🎶

I bet the first few seasons of The Truman Show really fucking dragged

Enjoy this excellent read and then go watch “Queer For Fear - The History Of Queer Horror streaming exclusively on Shudder” (and hope for more episodes!) to remind yourself that the pendulum will swing back again someday soon.

I hate Bluesky Halloween, what do you mean you’re just going up to strangers and saying “You think that’s a scary costume? There’s actually nothing scarier than the fact that there’s a GOT DANG ORANGE CHEETO IN THE WHITE HOUSE!!!”

very grateful I haven’t seen anyone excited about the Glee reboot announcement yet, but since you’re all reposting that picture and we can’t avoid it, ever notice how Lea is the only one in the group singing with her eyes closed like she thinks she’s Ben PIatt or something

What’s worse is her commercial co-star is Kevin Hart 🙃

the Al-generated “I voted” stickers are so embarrassing

very grateful I haven’t seen anyone excited about the Glee reboot announcement yet, but since you’re all reposting that picture and we can’t avoid it, ever notice how Lea is the only one in the group singing with her eyes closed like she thinks she’s Ben PIatt or something

apps, websites, and ads that stop your music from playing <<<<<

Me @ my lower back lately 😬

In Scream, when Tatum says “Tits. See?” at the party, she’s referring to a line from a deleted scene at the grocery store where she and Sidney discuss sex and intimacy. That same deleted scene is referenced again in the bedroom, as you can still hear Sidney softly singing to herself in the film.

Doing it while on antidepressants is like

Halloween progress update 💀💀💀 Alternatively: “We have Haunted Mansion at home”

Awwwww

Is this that movie you’re all seeing?

Crap, sooooo many other people already made a “do you disavow the Brotherhood Of Man” joke and now I don’t get to 😭

Halloween progress update 💀💀💀 Alternatively: “We have Haunted Mansion at home”

How long till they make Tommy the new press secretary? 🙃

Real ones know how triggering this one specific image can be

Like the Tom Holland “Umbrella” lip sync, this needs to be shared each time it resurfaces. Those are the rules.

Happy 28th birthday, Stevie Nicks Fajita Roundup. The kind of sketch burrito dreams are made of. www.theringer.com/2020/05/26/t...

I haven’t seen the movie yet, but why’s he gotta be naked?

I miss when the TV news wasn’t just “Something happened today, but instead of giving you information about it, we’ve got a whole bunch of talking heads here to fight over whether the thing that happened is good, bad, legal, or if it even matters.”

Halloween is the time of year you realize that, for some reason, the Skeleton Community has completely embraced Al slop