Mr. Ghost🎩👻 CEO of Pregnant Witches

Make sure to go vote! I wish they gave this as a sticker.

Don't make a mess.

I saw the vision.

Tumtober Day 18 Whatever this angle is

Elenora you little shit

Listen, you would be levitating too if you had a pumpkin in you.

Me and buying a house

BIG

She put a little emphasis on that "W" in witch, man.

What do we think, ghouls?

Season of the Witch "Old Age Wisdom"

Just a "quiet" day at home alone

I’m 100% winning the pumpkin growing contest. And still growing...

Happy Halloween, ghouls and goblins! Looks like the costume contest is going to have to wait, it's pumpkin time! 🎃

Season of the Witch "Burn After Reading" featuring Krista!

Season of the Witch "Pumpkin Spice"

Season of the Witch "Maternity Witch"

Season of the Witch "Over-ripened"

Season of the Witch "Bumpy Ride" featuring @jessiestar.bsky.social

Season of the Witch "Wrong Spell" featuring @nyanilla.bsky.social

Be careful with those potions you buy from the Purple Ghost Apothecary... (for @songofswelling.bsky.social )

Lost in the sauce🩸

Just some @softestzee.bsky.social and her soda addiction

My laptop is really showing it's age, and Apple does leasing now for Macbooks so you can upgrade every few years? Calling to me like the green goblin mask Maybe January.

Something I started way back at the beginning of the year.

Did you know that when pumpkins are in a warm environment they put off a lot of gas? Harley now knows.

Harley Quinn shouldn't have eaten those pumpkin seeds 🎃

Was on a cruise this past week So many cute babes in bikinis with their big bellies out.

Not the lil black dress!!

Hm.

Careful, she's probably still hungry.

Remembering how when I worked in retail this gal I worked with would talk about how much she loves food and how her goal during Thanksgiving dinner each year was to eat enough that the button on her pants popped.

Yes it's real. No, you can't rub it, she has other tables waiting. The newest Bumpz waitress, @madelinebug.bsky.social

Thinking about taking a cute girl to the pumpkin patch after taking her out for a huge lunch and seeing her compare her huge bloated belly with a pumpkin.

They did it. They actually did it. Decades of fan art and fan-fics later and they made a semi-canon design for a pregnant Katara. :p

What's better than a bloated goth girl? A farting, bloated goth girl.

I know folks are super serious about age in bio stuff but listen kiddies I am closer to 50 than I am my high school graduation so give me a break.

Beach day 😎

I've officially run low on funds and have yet to be able to return to full time work; if any of y'all wanted to assist me while I continue my medical tests and recovery before my birthday, it would be greatly appreciated ♥️ ko-fi.com/orcmomart

outis time

When you go to a fancy party and eat too many cheesy hors d'oeuvres...