Mitch Middleton

I guess I’m going to be looking for a new dermatologist. Mostly this, but also that they are not an “in network” provider on my new health insurance and I’m not paying out of pocket to support this. bringmethenews.com/minnesota-ne...

My father took this same test. It was one step in the diagnosis of his Lewy Body dementia. My mother-in-law took this test. It was one step in diagnosing her with vascular dementia. When it’s given multiple times the doctors are checking on how rapid the cognitive decline is…

Burgum misses North Dakota; cuts down trees to feel more at home. apnews.com/article/trum...

For the third time in 6 months it cost more than $100 to fill my car with gas. My car has an 18 gallon tank.

Kash Patel wears kilts when he’s not in the office because goats can hear a zipper a mile away.

The FBI. Where men are men and sheep are afraid.

Dolly Parton Tim Curry Frank Beard Still waiting for the correct obituary on the front page of the paper.

MAGA is just the island of misfit toys.

Remember in 2012 when the Republicans were going to shutdown the federal government because the federal debt was going to reach $16 trillion. Today it reached $40 trillion. And 1/3 of the total is Trump’s. Fun times.

I bought my car in October of 2021. Last night on the way home I needed to buy gas. It was over $100 for a tank of gas for the first time. Nice work ballroom bunker boy.

Because Mike Lindell resigned as CEO of My Pillow, he is not eligible for unemployment in Minnesota.

It would be cool if this was the last World Cup halftime show.

Wrong obit on the front page of the paper.

I’m looking forward to the day when there is an obituary on the front page of the paper.

Junior: he was never truly loved by his parents and he’s never going to love you.

My TVs don’t get CBS any more.

No obit on the front page of the paper today.

$5.49/gallon for gas earlier today. So much winning.

No obit on the front page of the paper today.

During one of his golf games with Donald, Lindsey was talking about getting this done. Donald got confused and that’s why he is so focused on more ballroom.

I paid $5.29/gallon for gas today.

According to the USDA, who administers the program, last year 51% of SNAP recipients worked fulltime. Where do those fulltime employees work? Amazon, Walmart, and McDonald’s. If your business model depends on your employees being on public assistance, then your business model is broken.

No obit on the front page of the paper today.

Ballroom Bunker Boy.

Nap time for Donnie.

No obit on the front page of the paper this morning.

When it happens let me know without delay. I don’t care if it’s the middle of the night; wake me up anyway.

$5.09 yesterday. So much winning.

No obit on the front page of the paper. Sad.

No obituary on the front page of the paper today. Sad.

Interesting that the post that this is a reply to is now blocked. As I recall it was someone bewildered by concern about “marginal increases in the price of gas”. Along the lines of “what’s the big deal, it’s only a buck a gallon. my road trip only costs an extra $30…”

Less war; more Epstein files.

Have the day you voted for.

No obit on the front page of the paper today.

He drew the biggest crowds ever yesterday on every continent.

No obit on the front page of the paper today. Sad.

No obit on the front page of the paper again.

Wrong Florida Man in a rollover accident today.

No obit on the front page of the paper today. Sad.

If you don’t like the way I drive, then stay off the sidewalk.

I paid $4.89/gallon yesterday.

He’s going to feel it in his bone spurs.

I paid $4.19/gallon for gas yesterday. In December, 2024 I paid $2.89. Wednesday I paid $10 for a pound of 80/20 ground beef. My healthcare premium went up 35% in January. So much winning. #affordability