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Since I’m not a mental health professional, does that make me a mental health amateur? When do I get to novice? Expert? Competent?

My first five ttrpgs in the order I played them: 1. Dungeons & Dragons 2. DC Superheroes 3. Shadowrun 4. Chill 5. Vampire: The Masquerade

#vivekramaswamyisapieceofshit

Ruin a song by adding "In My Pants" to the title. The Low Spark of High Heeled Boys In My Pants

Anyone else feeling like today is still Wednesday? Like Wednesday didn't quite get enough Wednesday type stuff in so it decided to take over Thursday too? I just want to get to Friday, man. Quit Wednesdaying me.

“The Royal Tenenbaums” narrated by Paul Lynde

NZedposting

Do you disavow Ancient and Fraternal Brotherhood of Freemasons? Do you disavow the Ancient and Mystic Society of No Homers?

Add a photo you took of something good

My Uber is here:

Add “for Tax Purposes” to a movie. The Unbearable Lightness of Being for Tax Purposes.

It's MacMuffin, not McGuffin.

Ruin a book by adding a word to the title. Edging The Once and Future King

Take It or Leave It to Beaver

If you don’t know by now that David Brooks is a racist shill, I’m not sure what will convince you.

How I arrived on Bluesky

My current favorite pic of my two troublemakers, Clio and Prince.

The SPEAKER implies. The LISTENER infers. The DUDE abides.

Longhaired cis-het guy who loves dogs and hates fascists.

I played a lot of early Atari games, but the ones that hooked me the most were played on my friend's Atari 800. The game that really hooked me was Ultima. My friends and I played that game for hours as a group, taking turns at the keyboard and helping each other solve the puzzles.

Everyone who’s worried about an AI run botnet taking over the internet in 6 months hasn’t used the internet enough to see how shitty the current AI driven bots have made the internet now.

Ed Sheeran needs to learn that if you don’t “pick a side”, you’re picking the side of the oppressor. Every single time. It’s that simple.

BREAKING: Sexual Chocolate will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.

post a pic of you from another era

It's amazing that they posted a whole article because Mamdani is much more likeable than anyone even working for or even collaterally involved with the NYT. Cry harder, fash.

It’s interesting to me that now, in the AI age, most noncreative folks view art as a product but every creative person I know views art as a process. Anyway, here is a picture of the sky I took this morning.

Introduce yourself with 10 acts you’ve seen live: Circle Jerks Fishbone Ramones Metallica Skinny Puppy Clutch Godflesh Tedeschi Trucks Mdou Moctar Modest Mouse

Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: Spoiled rich kid moves because of dads job, then meets a bunch of poor, degenerate drug addicts who get him addicted and then tell him he’s the messiah.

Idk if y’all know this, but y’all can be performative af with y‘all’s “y’all” and you still won’t come close to how performative a southern drag queen says ”y’all.” There’s a lot of wiggle room here, y’all.

If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.

Optimist: the cup is half full Pessimist: the cup is half empty REALTOR: This cup is charming and in no way too small for a full pint. Let’s talk about financing.

I found Jean Ralphio's fluesky.

Name 3 albums you can listen to with no skips. Pink Floyd - Dark Side of the Moon Circle Jerks - Golden Shower of Hits Bad Bunny - Debi Tirar Mas Fotos

Introduce yourself as what almost killed you. Hi, I’m the dead branch on the tree I was climbing when I was 10.

Best Bond villain. Wrong answers only.

Downplay a book or movie: Okayman

youtu.be/une981B7Q4Y?...

Portrait of the Fartist as a Young Man

Prince says "hi." #dogsofbluesky

If you can‘t figure out anything to do with your dogs in this heat, I highly recommend a kiddie pool, a ball, and a splash pad. #dogsofbluesky

Man, I saw #Algeria trending and thought for sure we invaded it because of the algae in the reflecting pool. Thank the FSM for futbol.

Idk who needs to hear this, but I saw #MollyTuttle and #DanielDonato in concert last night and they were amazing. Go see them if you can.

I found this little guy on the train to terminal C in Washington Dulles Intl' Airport. Please share so I can figure out who to send it back to. I know someone is probably freaking out because they lost Steve. Thanks.

It cracks me up that film studios are now combing the internet for story ideas. Why don’t they try not micromanaging their writers and commit to making whatever weird shit they come up with? That would make for much better films than “Reddit AMA Goes South” directed by Michael Bay.

Obama Appreciation Day June 14, 2026

Man, I am bummed. #destiny2 has been my main game for years. Now I need a new one. Anyone got recs for a fun newer first person shooter? The only thing I know for sure is that it won’t be Marathon.

This is a great idea.

Agnostic Front 242

Best film adaptation of the Odyssey, wrong answers only