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gonna eat some paint

I DON'T WANT TO SEE EVERYTHING

i'm your weird cousin

i think we need a bigger ham

epistemic fatigue

good morning peasants

the fermi paradox and americans wondering why there isn't any water in europe is the exact same phenomenon

what are we right about too early today

the aldi flyer is magically superior to neutralizing cultural criticism because action trumps stasis

the ethical cola is 5€

i need 16 hams

liberals think the only thing about right wingers to criticize is their appearance

tool studies is rooted in marxipan

people want penis i will bring them penis. people want fancy body i will bring them fancy body

"these tools" makes me picture tool playing on all the alexas because my mind is grounded in reality

i hope when i finally make it on imdb that imdb still exists

should i wrongly transcribe the bible (because only god is perfect)?

every american movie must have 30min of blurred images and machine gun noises

every neoliberal piece of media has to descend into neurotic self analysis because there is no you there is only me

auf zum marzipan

adobe bots

me and the co-chancellors have decided it's best to stop us imports for safety reasons

im englischen gibt es für jeden popelscheiß ein eigenes wort mit 4 buchstaben aber dass es für zweckbündnis keins gibt erklärt einfach warum in dem sprachraum die linken kräfte keine chance haben sich zu organisieren

you're gonna jump on the next hype train too

lies

i can be your chancellor baby i can tax away the pain

quantum gold

i'm in solidarity with you

The loss of living memory of the Second World War is absolutely catastrophic

i know your secret

eat eat eat

morgen edeka line

where are my man coins for wearing a stinky leather jacket

besuchen sie uns wir wollen ihnen nur helfen

blood magic at the office

happy halloween comrades

we need to research if the brain resides in the penis

you are good leftists

is it really so hard to write good second seasons

i still have no chinese gold

i have no idea what's going on i was immersed in birthday cake for two weeks an adequate feast was to be had

the peasants are eating

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