Michael Krogmann

Steelers DC Patrick Graham looks like he knows you’re lying to him but he’s gonna let you keep lying

An idea that just popped into my head and I know won’t leave until I try it FRIED CHICKEN BUTTER CHICKEN

Just made a salsa rojo using a colleague’s homegrown habanero and a little purple guy and it’s so hot it should have a novelty label like Uncle Dickhead’s Fuck You Up sauce

You know what Trader Joe is absolutely horrible at? Having any idea how long to bake frozen food? Oh, you think 325 for 8 will get this burrito heated all the way through? YOU DO?!!?

Pickleball is just walking ping pong

America’s hottest new comedy is “Jaxson Dart and Cam Skattebo Go To Pub Trivia” only on Hulu

Really don’t think Dumb QB is a plan for long term success

Why do we have to do this with Texas football every year?

Shelton / Tiafoe is going to be the first tennis match where a ball explodes mid-point

Finally got to have Spak Bros 1 - Really delicious pizza 2 - Unlike other newer buzzy places they aren’t doing NY style. It’s more like an…elevated high quality Pittsburgh style pizza with crispy crust @adamgretz.bsky.social #pizzawatch

We need to consider a list of all-time dumbest horror movie civilians. The ones that could’ve avoided all this trouble with even an ounce of sense. Children of the Corn guy is top 2.

Just sitting there minding my own business today when “Gay Fieri” pops into my head. What is this? I don’t need this in my life?

Watching Jackass 1 and 2 and… The vibe on Bam and Dunn is always negative Everybody else has a positive vibe

I really don’t think we needed two different songs instructing both Rikki and Billy to not lose that number

I don’t understand why that ad positions the dude eating the Crunch bar as one of the dumbest people alive. You know who loves our candy? People who need to be closely supervised at all times!

Really have no idea how to do it but we need more regular dudes as character actors. Somewhere out there is an electrician who’d be a great movie tough. The pretty boy boarding school to regular dude balance is way outta whack.

Not sure why or how but they only make Gen Z dudes in three sizes 5’6” 5’9” 6’3” Tied to Lunchables consumption?

Watching Dillinger (1945) and man does young Laurence Tierney look like are Ed Burns. This skeet is for 8 people.

I know the French absolutely hate the food in Boston

We could turn this country around tout suite if the young youth stopped watching the manosphere and started watching The Rockford Files

The goalie Missed kicking the ball By 4 feet

The Trump Stink

Has Mexico considered trying more crosses?

Mexico’s strategy of crosses into the box when they are smaller than every English player somehow isn’t working.

OH MY GOD THE MEXICAN FANS ARE THROWING WET PEAS ON THE PITCH TO TAUNT TEAM ENGLAND

I can’t believe Lopes Cabral didn’t run up to the top row of the stadium

Stopped going to church as a teen but didn’t make a difference. Still a great person.

We need to get back to the days when people went into journalism because their blue collar family suffered an injustice and not because they needed a prep school major.

You know the NFL would absolutely love these digital boards around the field if they wouldn’t get broken 15 times a game.

America’s decline started when MTV made Carson Daly the face of the franchise. In this essay, I will…

Happy for Messi of course but also a little sad that I’m now just the 2nd leading goal scorer in World Cup history. Also sad that the TV graphic completely misspelled my name. That’s what happens when you’re no longer on top, I guess.

Viktor Hovland is dressed like a line cook at the US Open

DR CONGO THE DOCTOR OF SOCCER

HOCKEY HOTBEDS Raleigh Dallas Las Vegas Miami Anaheim Los Angeles St. Louis Pittsburgh HOCKEY NOTBEDS Toronto Montreal New York

The Stanley Cup has gone to the home of NASCAR and college basketball twice in the 33 years since it went to Canada.

With Korea in Mexico for round 1, now I’m thinking about a Mexican joint that takes the Korean BBQ idea. Tables with a plancha / grill…they bring out the tortillas and marinated meats and you cook yourself. This is a good idea.

This might be the best ever Stanley Cup and NBA Finals year ever

Watching Jalen Brunson jogging and limping on both legs is a bit weird

This is a seriously underrated album Underrated in the aspect that I don’t think I’ve heard one person talk about it

I see a ton of TikToks with Brits trying American food for the first time and going insane over the taste of fried chicken and ribs. I have never seen the reverse. The closest ever was me personally trying Lay’s roast chicken crisps, aka chips.

A personal restaurant theory I have is that the closer a place is to the water, the worse the food

In my life every time the Canadiens have made the playoffs they aren’t that good and they make a deep run

As I’m getting older and more sophisticated I find that I’m…liking AC/DC more

I don’t think I’ll get anybody to agree with this but Aaron Rai looks like Ray Romano

The problem with these Carolina Hurricanes sweaters is they have a 2003 minor league look (all italics, weird color blocks) but then they also use a 1950s college style logo as a shoulder patch. They look terrible AND they make no sense.

These Hurricanes home sweaters are abysmal. ECHL level trash.