MNDFCUK

Well, thats new 🦵🧬🥩

Sooooo fucking proud of this himbos progress both in the gym and chastity this year 😈

IM SO TIRED OF CUTTING CAN I PLEASE HAVE A BURRITO NOW 😭 (bulk starts next week!!!)

Help me bring back a gay cruising club to the Castro!!

Folsom/Dore street sign lamps now available! If youve visited SF, you know this corner holds a whole lotta love (and loads 😈) Color changing, wall plug included, all ready to go! $65 + shipping! DM for info/purchase!

Men are so concerned about having 20" arms that theyre forgetting that 30" thighs are MUCH more impressive 👀

hehehehehe tiddy guitar hero go brr brr

Huge thank you to everyone who came out and said hi at Folsom!!

How to get big legs: Step 1: start leg pressing the equivalent of an adult male grizzly bear (800 lbs) Step 2: sit on guys faces for a living

Givin the pride flag the ol' yoinky sploinky

Practicing lat spreads, so I can attract dudes to help me practice my cheek spreads 👀 #bodybuilding

GOOD DRONE. OBEDIENT DRONE.

This was fucking magic ❤️❤️❤️

Ayyyyo 👀

Big fuckin dumb bro doesnt even know how cooked he is yet 😈

Full circle moment, getting to work out at the gym where I first saw a bodybuilder in real life as a wee lad... not realizing the spark it would start and make me pursue bodybuilding 🥩💪

I've never drawn anything from the series before, but this character was to suggestive not to try someday.

What do you call men built like this?

What do you call men built like this?

am i a dad yet (do I qualify for the fathers day buffet special at sizzler)

Sup lil guy! Didnt see ya down there. You look like you could use uppies

Pro tip! If you like gagging your sub, or if they go nonverbal from pleasure routinely, just tattoo "Yes Sir" on the back of their neck so you can always see it when theyre on their knees for you 🥰

Doing what a himbo does best 🙈 Taking a totally normal stroll around castro 👀 Bonus points if you know what John Waters film im referencing with this parody 😂 Thong by the amazing @Assets_clothing on insta - this queen makes the BEST constructed gogo thongs ive ever seen.

Doing what a himbo does best 🙈 Taking a totally normal stroll around castro 👀 Bonus points if you know what John Waters film im referencing with this parody 😂 Thong by the amazing @Assets_clothing on insta - this queen makes the BEST constructed gogo thongs ive ever seen.

the real reason I do leg day