Mohawk Johnson

27 Mar

A gym shoe wouldn’t but a

2 Mar

The government that inspired you to be racist to me is not in this room with us. These hands however….

2 Mar

“When are you going to stop talking about money?” When I make a livable wage off of comedy. If you pressed yo boss about not paying you the way you press me for surviving the same capitalism you’re in you’d have a house by now ho ass nigga!

2 Mar

Tf I gotta do to get SZA to like my shit? I be going viral. I been going viral longer than y’all have. I be going viral on purpose. I be finely crafting my shit. It’s not fucking fair!

I dead ass live in a world where I struggle trying to convince an audience of half a million people that maybe 2k of them should hop on the Patreon for $2 a month but a white woman can call a child the nword and crowdfund hundreds of thousands of dollars.

It is literally more lucrative for white people to be racist than for me to be talented and consistent.

I will never not have rage

If you don’t read a book a month you shouldn’t be rapping. You don’t know enough words and you aren’t good at using the ones you do. Turn that weak shit off and go to the library.

25 Feb

The government is run by mfs who push mongo

Black people would probably be able to hear y’all more about the man with Tourette’s yelling the n word if y’all would stop rewarding racists for saying

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That slur is a career making million dollar word for white people and y’all’s demand to immediately forgive without any acknowledgement of that makes this conversation harder because no matter who says it and why the answer is the same; black people are required to be quiet while you harm us.

I would like to believe it’s the condition but given how yall act when anyone else says it how can I and would not even matter? If it was on purpose you would give him money. A lot of it at that. The distrust we live in is your fault.

Black people would probably be able to hear y’all more about the man with Tourette’s yelling the n word if y’all would stop rewarding racists for saying

Woman calls a kid the word at a park, y’all fund raise her half a million dollars and tell us it’s just a word. White girl on a train yells it at a group a week ago, y’all call her the subway queen and start giving her money while calling us sensitive.

23 Feb

Not to ruin it with woke but white people got on the internet and said Philando Castile, Trayvon Martin, Tony McDade, Sandra Bland, Rekia Boyd, Breonna Taylor and many others deserved to get shot, cheered when children were being ripped away from their parents by ICE -

23 Feb

And then turned around to all feel collective rage and sorrow because monkeys were mean to another monkey. You cannot convince me that white people collectively aren’t fundamentally evil

20 Feb

Somebody said “you are what you eat” to me today and I got upset. I don’t want to be discharge

17 Feb

I will never forgive the internet for showing me who Clavicular is against my will

16 Feb

Y’know the king of Hawaii made these

1 Feb

White people think DEI is the same as the nepotism they benefit from. They think a job actually being forced to read my application, NOT HIRE ME JUST READ MY APPLICATION, is the same as when their dad knew a guy who knew a guy and it never was

1 Feb

Fucked the whole country up because THEY don’t actually get jobs the right way

27 Jan

Greg Bovino looking real catchable outside rn

27 Jan

Giving me extra nuggets is working class solidarity

26 Jan

I have an esteem about my art, time and being that is usually only retained by white men performing a task with no experience who “read about it on Facebook” and a lot of yall do not like that

A legal gun owning white man was killed by ICE The second amendment “what if we need to stop the government” crowd is silent The NRA is silent The “school shootings are fake. We need our guns” crowd is silent The don’t tread on me crowd is getting tread on

Two days ago a neo-nazi was getting beaten up in Minneapolis by protestors he harassed and black and brown men who were among the protestors saved him. Today we all woke up and different neo-nazis shot a man. What did we learn class?

Lost my mind yesterday Lost my voice today I sure do hope my virginity is next

How many times does the onion have to not hire me for a job I am extremely qualified for before I am allowed to talk shit about them without it ruining my career?

22 Jan

“What if they enact martial law” They already are. There are armed federal agents going door to door. We are there already “We can’t hit them. That’s what they want” No it isn’t, that’s not how abusers work. They attack people in groups. They attack who they perceive as weak. They are cowards.

22 Jan

“They have guns. What if they shoot?” You are literally at a protest because they shot someone. It’s too late for that. Y’all’s abject refusal to even consider a conversation about proportionally escalated tactics is going to get you all imprisoned or killed.

Fantastic Feet and Where To Suck Them

And I still hate JK Rowling. This meme is better than naming a Chinese girl two Korean last names.

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Fantastic Cheeks and Where To Clap Them

Fantastic Yeast and Its Infection

“Joy is resistance” and “Rest is revolutionary” was supposed to be for people in the fight to remember that they have a full range of emotions other than rage and they they deserve to feel and experience other things.

It is not for people who are not fighting, never were fighting and were never planning to. You actually need to get the fuck up.

A lot of yall would rather have martyrs than comrades That’s why you don’t fight

You are more comfortable worshipping the dead than fighting for the living. The people next you will die and you will glorify them with a sacrifice but you won’t stop buying that coffee, you won’t march, you will do anything but defend the people next to you.

15 Jan

Police will not protect you from ICE. Both of them kidnap, cage, sexually assault, brutalize and antagonize black and brown people they find suspicious at random. They have the same job. They do the same thing. If we didn’t end stop and frisk they would be asking for your papers too.

She looks like sushi from the Mariano’s Trench. Yes I said Mariano’s on purpose.

Erika Kirk looks like a very pretty angler fish. Why are yall listening to a sea creature about politics. She doesn’t know what a senate is. They don’t have those in Atlantic

Marrying a man who didn’t think women should vote and then taking over his multimillion dollar platform after his death would be the serve of the century if it wasn’t being done by a racist mashed potato in a power suit.

Y’all’s willingness to give credence to the thoughts of any person who had raw sex with a man that looks like he bites chicken broth is beyond understanding

I’m not finna listen to the widow of a chronic soup chewer. Go get a man with adult teeth.

Nicki Minaj at Turning Point USA trying to get them to go on college debate tours again so her husband can legally be near some teenagers