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theonion.comMarilyn Manson Now Going Door-To-Door Trying To Shock PeopleOVERLAND PARK, KS–Stung by flagging album sales and Eminem’s supplanting him as Middle America’s worst nightmare, shock rocker Marilyn Manson has embarked on a door-to-door tour of suburbia in a despe...