MothMan

The secret to my colorful language is all the crayons I eat. ;)

Wonder if people playing DD2 realize pawns will narc on your activities when they return home. I see you "the arisen liked changing my equipment, spent nearly every day in the hotsprings" ass mfs.

Muggle trying to sound "cool" and "hip" with wizard kids, without actually understanding the slang he's using. "What up, my mudbloods?!"

Yoshi you can't do this to me, the map update has me too over-stimulated and I spent more time staring at all the new shit than I did actually playing the game.

Doomed yuri but it's DOOM yuri and it's two imp girls about to kiss right before the marine shows up.

Gay sex with a serial killer. Absolutely frot with danger.

I found chick peas at the grocery store. God, they made food woke.

Tank top implies the existence of tank bottoms.

Cooked dinner for a slut. Just, y'know, some food for thot.

A group of demonstrators is called a "fed".

Life is like a hurricane, Here in Duckburg, Web-foot, flatbeak, feather brain, Those are duck slurs.

Heard some guy was letting women peg him for money. Guess he was strapped for cash.

Do you think any proctologists got into their line of work because they really liked anal fisting? What about the other way around?

God sends his naughtiest femboys to his most heterosexual soldiers.

I've come up with a new drink idea. I call it the "excessive gulp". 7-11, call me.

Need a girl who will bounce on it neurotypical style.

Are you made of paper? Because I want you wrapped around my rock.

Catgirl gives birth in the middle of the street. Gets arrested for littering.

How long do you think you could show an MMA fan Gachimuchi before they realized it was gay porn?

My coping mechanism is imagining what it would be like to have a coping mechanism.

Just talked to Mitch McConnel in the ICU. He told me who he has a crush on and circled their name THREE times on the note I passed him. We spoke just shy of 20 minutes.

I can't fix her, but I can take her on a series of mediocre dates that end in uncomfortable, awkward hugs.

Some middle school somewhere, some kid is gonna say another kid's mom is a foid.

Really digging the vibe-coding @bsky.app you guys are absolutely killing it. Literally. You are killing your app. This app is dying because of you.

Happy "he'll be back any day now" day!

Props to Gooseworx for keeping that promise to absolutely destroy TADC.

Your honor, my client pleads "ehehe".

Jerking off but still pissed. I call that ragebaiting.

Your jock strap is showing.

Woman seducing a gay man: "But, I'm not straight..." "Neither is spaghetti until it gets hard."

THE WIND IS PUSHING MEEEEEEEEEE!

Capcom saying Lao Shan Lung coming back is a good thing is like a doctor doing a broadway show to tell you you have AIDS.

Call me patient zero, 'cause I'd eat that bat.

Competitive text-based sex. ERPVP.

Jerkin hard, or hardly jerkin?

Don't worry babe, I only cheat on my taxes.

The only way I fuck is up.

Valve what the FUCK.

Can't stop, won't stop. Could stop, should stop. Breaks cut, fed op.

If I had a gf I'd be sure to keep her expectations low so I could surprise her often with meager gestures. "Babe look, I got you half a chocolate bar because you complete me!"

Censored: Sexually obscure content.

What if Picasso wasn't trying to draw modern art and just sucked at anatomy?

My taste in women? Garlic parmesian.

What is a "situationship" and why do I want to punch whoever says it in the mouth?

I actually have a bit of a soft spot. It's near the top of my head.

Happy warm towel wrapped around a mesh torso day!

Call me Minecraft Steve the way your chick is on my jockey.