Brian

Woke up super early and feeling disgusting. Now I’m at work, feeling more disgusting. Watching clips of Brady Tkachuk getting booed by the Ottawa Senators crowd is helping though! Especially the “You eat crayons!” chant. Yeah, he scored the lone goal for the Panthers but they lost so it’s fine.

5 more points for Connor McDavid last night. 23 in 8 games. Can’t think of another athlete Ive been more blown away by than McJesus. His hockey IQ is way off the charts.

Definitely one of my favorites of 2026! Thanks @lizmoore1208.bsky.social 💙

Steals the drop pass, gets past the defender AND scores on the backhand. It’s going to be another amazing year of watching McDavid!

Francine is wiped out after her surgery today. Happy to have her home! 💙 #dog #pitbull

King Of The Avenue

Best defenseman in the league! 🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬

Greatest playoff goal ever. One of the best goals I’ve ever seen scored period.

Even if you know you arent going to hurt yourself, give them a call or chat. It’s worth it. 988lifeline.org

‘I wish my name was Brian because maybe sometimes people would misspell my name and call me Brain. That’s like a free compliment and you don’t even gotta be smart to notice it.’ – Mitch Hedberg

McDavid is unreal. Not of this Earth.

An absolute laser from Landy! #GoAvsGo

Aldi sells a 1 pound soft pretzel called The Bavarian Beast. That’s all.