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as greg brown would say: RAYS IT

New York City cops, they get scrambled

one of the many nice things about the brewers taking a 3-0 lead is being reminded of how the 2004 #yankees are the #only baseball team ever to #blow such a lead

when the the regular monks find out about the trappist ones

The Chinese have a lotta hells.

@marthawells.com that's right

Candy Crush

Severian must be evaluated in the context of Gene Wolfe having helped make Pringles the most addictive product available to humankind

The Mississippi AG says police are justified for killing a baby because someone thought his mother shoplifted diapers that she paid for. The police have refused to release body cam footage. Fuck everything about this story.

the lights are on but you’re not home this house is not your own

one time my girlfriend was waiting for a bus in Pittsburgh and looking at a martial arts advertisement and a guy in a public works truck rolled down his window and told her “don’t go to that dojo, I challenged the master and he was weak as fuck”

Terrific. A six-demon bag. Sensational. What's in it, Egg?

@critterjams.bsky.social @larrygranillo.bsky.social @allisonhantschel.com congrats!

@monkeywire.bsky.social

much of the new sleaford mods album is like 'what if ESG were fronted by a really profane mark e. smith' which is perfectly fine

Molly the animatronic bird, drawn in the style of the T206 Honus Wagner

happy sickos day to all who celebrate

‘Signals for downed air crew members to use to communicate with rescue plane personnel in the air.’ #Drawing from ‘Jungle, desert, arctic, ocean emergencies’ (1944).

We are witnessing levels of passive voice cop language unprecedented in modern times

WNBA but make it YA SF

woke up this morning with guy shouting 'FULL DISCLOJAH' in my head www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzCw...

braves-dodgers is a good reminder that "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" is a flawed concept i can have two enemies

This is just so shocking. I mean, I must just be so monumentally naive.

we really need to rein in the champagne showers you made the playoffs: totally you won the division: ehh (unless simultaneous w/^^^) you won a wild card series: gtfo, who cares you won a division series: that's nice; get back to work you won a pennant: i'll allow it; good for you guys

Yes every woman has been harassed, many assaulted. But every woman has also experienced invisible loss from moments she avoided harassment. She felt a space becoming unsafe, so she left, while men stayed on. And in leaving, she lost: opportunities, experiences, learning, promotions, even simply fun.

You just stare that big sucker right back in the eye and remember what Jack Burton always says at a time like that.

Only one way to kick this baby off

is this @jelbugle.bsky.social -core

“ME TOO went too far” said the country that re-elected a rapist.

Meet Backpack, your 2026 Fat Bear Week champion. Backpack is 20 years old, weighs about 1,000 pounds and got his nickname because, as a cub, he loved riding on his mom's back across the Brooks River.

wiki kids are at it again

a better album that turned 30 today:

At work on my magnum opus

big city of dreams

Jason Benetti gets absolutely roasted by his own production crew with the camera cut after his Austro-Turkish War reference. 🤣

good luck #borbs

just found these behind a bunch of other books/cds see also www.patreon.com/the_hurting_... by @teganoneil5000.bsky.social

she said, quotes from women throughout history, screenshot, macintosh (1996) archive.org/details/hype...

it might finally be autumn in nyc

Ke'Bryan Hayes has 230 PA this year ... and 8 RBI. Some of that is just funny -- having 5 HR and only 8 total RBI is silly. But also: 8 RBI. He's played 86 games.

Don't panic. It's only me, Gracie Law.

@rainblurredsky.bsky.social