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Have you ever had that joyful feeling when you take the last load out of the dryer and realize -all of my clothes are clean!? Me either. #laundry #chores #lifewithcats

#driving #roadrage #howmenscarewomen

To the guy who came up on my butt when I was trying to turn into my apt, You were going 50 in a 35and I was slowing to turn. You nearly hit me and then slowed down to roll down your window to scream at me; I hope your next relationship ends in deep karmic fear of the opposite sex.

I cannot agree more. As an experofoster and longtime cat owner, cats do better with a partner. When we get kittens to foster, we always ask for groups or “married” families.

I love when she looks at me like this. It’s pretty much how I looked at her and her brothers and sisters when I fostered them 4 years ago, but she was the special one. To this date, she is my only foster fail. #rescuecats #catsofbluesky #tortiesareweird

Ok, so our whole building has been neglected for years. We have a known problem with cockroaches. I hate them, everyone hates them. They are gross and no one wants them in their kitchen. No matter my feelings expressed above, this picture still bothers me. #pestcontrol #cockroaches #rentals

I have just realized that a few weeks of FIFA has made me the ultimate soccer critic.

This just in: not drink while drinking

It has come to my attention that neither books or football teams listen to my advice. I have a team of cats looking into it.

Here is my latest quiche. It was nominated for the Oscar’s as a soufflé. My food has issues.

I’ve recently dived pretty deeply into the adult sci- Fantasy genre and it’s left me with so many questions! Like if they keep ripping clothes off each other, how do they replace them? I mean most of them are in a Middle Ages or renaissance era. How much is a new shirt? @sfwa.org

Watching @CNN, pretty sure Andy is already a few drinks in. However I also spoke to Cher recently. #cher #CNN, #andersoncooper ;#andycohen

Apparently the Bills don’t drink their coffee until halftime

My grandson, who is 9, just said “yeah, that was the good old days”. With a heavy sigh.

All right, where are the xanax dosed players that were masquerading as the Bills and how did you smuggle them back?

I don’t know who those guys are on the field in Bills uniforms, but that’s not our team.

Clean litter, fresh food. Plenty of munchies. Why does she still look grumpy? #catsofbluesky

I just saw someone driving a Tesla, who had removed the letters TESLA from the back of the car and replaced them with WTF ELON.

I recently had a jar of olives spontaneously jump out of my pantry and assault my foot. It’s been healing for about a week now and today I noticed it’s left me with a toe tie.

Abby was so intent on watching the entire Corey Booker speech that she trapped me for 25 hours!

Abby was intent on us listening to the entire Corey Booker speech, so she trapped me.

My human just informed me that she is going to leave me in the hands of the roommate whilst she travels. Is this allowed?

Slug, Sloth or Siamese? Also please note how underfed she is.

The other day I actually said “I’m leaning in to self care” Today I wondered who said that. What have I become? Please hold my smoothie while I schedule a pedicure. Who is this!?

Oh. Just Oh!!!! My!!! Puppies!!

Everything we have worked for, for so long, it’s being crushed before our eyes. It feels so hopeless while they just stomp their dirty boots and ideas all over OUR house. Disrespect our hard fought allies and ruin our reputation in just a few moments. Stupid men and ignorant assholes all.

We does 2

This guy just voted to confirm an anti-vaxxer responsible for a measles outbreak in Samoa as HHS Secretary. These people are Fu*king shameless

My quiet friends at the end of a long couple of days. I love them so much.

So true. What is happening to us?

I just found out that for the first time in nearly 30 years, I will not be watching the Super Bowl. We have the orange moron to thank for this. Bad enough he’s dismantling our country, now he’s disrupting football too. Fuck you Trump. Get off my TV.

This is my view at bedtime every night. Clearly the do not understand that my legs do not hinge that way.

Ready for Sunday!

I was just wondering why we have to change terminology from one generation to another? I get abbreviations for texting, but why change the term”training” in to “onboarding”? Why make meetings “training sessions”? And why are reprimands now called “coaching”? What is the purpose?

Is there any evidence that this man was severely abused during his childhood? Something had to have caused this total disconnect with the real world.

When Abby finds the soft pile of laundry and gives zero fucks who sees her. @catsofbluesky.bsky.social

When Snickers has found the super soft laundry, but she’s pretty sure you can’t see her. Right? @catsofbluesky.bsky.social

Hello friend.

We don’t carry that magazine here.

Happy Caturday, keep lookin’ up, ‘cause ceiling cat might be watching #cats #catsofbluesky

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