autobiography of bread

autobiography of bread

@moonscraps.bsky.social

internet user of feminine persuasion

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when I was super young I played Zelda Wind Waker for the GameCube but I never really got past the place with the tree because it was too scary. I spent all my time in that game messing around in the starting island

Hey all. Since it's been a bit I figure I should get this off my chest: yes, I am Satoshi Nakamoto. And no, bitcoin was never meant to be what it's known for now. It's actually a Touhou doujin game; all that other stuff is unintended behavior

inherent in that vague fuzzy state of being a barely intermediate level programmer is the diffuse anxiety that you're reinventing a wheel 10x worse. like when I made an interactive fiction game using a bunch of nested if else loops and a number which organized choices like the dewey decimal system

reading Underworld rn. to be honest I thought the book was about football so pleasantly surprised I can indulge in my second-order fascination with baseball. also the way it's written is kinda like a more accessible pynchon!! awesome!!

still don't know what to think about pynchon; I read maybe a third of Gravity's Rainbow in high school and the prose was really engaging and trippy in a way that was fun for my mind but also I retained like. none of the plot. except for the Slothrop boner detecting bombs thing for some reason

it's so goddamn dense that it voraciously swallows up every single interpretation you could ever have of the text while giving you a million more ways to interpret it, half of which fly over your head, while also making you read about the stupidest thing you've ever heard of

i find this mythic version of a trans woman as mainly propagated on reddit inexplicably intensely fascinating. you know; thigh highs, pickles, that one shark, F:NV and miku and such. if i were a more ambitious painter i'd do a series where different people dress as her