Bella 🫀♠️

Hi people new to bluesky I've been called many names by your people but u can call me Bella If you follow me be warned there will likely be officers of the law showing up at your door as I am wanted in 35 states for the "crimes" of "poisoning drinking water" and "tax evasion"

Ur not a “vibecoder” ur a fucking scriptkiddie stop being a lamer and learn how to code

@ yuri artists there’s potential here

“ICE Operated-“ lemme stop u there that’s the issue

I hate the word adulting and think whichever buzzfeed reading iced coffee chugging avocado toast eating curly moustache and bow tie wearing millenial made up the word should be shot However it is a nice feeling doing adult things successfully

My friend Kylie is losing her apartment and desperately needs help She’s got nowhere for her cat to go and needs to move in with a family member. The only family member that has room for her is her Mom in Florida so she needs to move Please help if you can account.venmo.com/u/kylie-tuin...

DIRE mutual aid needs $200 groceries (I have no food) $450 car payment $200 cat vet bill $75 cat meds (she’s very sick) $35 dog meds (leg still recovering) $150 ALL my meds need to be refilled $1800 rent around the corner $30 gas in car $250 windshield repair from a rock $400 dr bill

celery

It’s 1976, you ask to make a call, the sweaty nerd you’re hanging out with makes you wait 15 minutes for him to get the right tones on his stupid blue box It’s 2026, you ask to watch a movie, the sweaty nerd you’re hanging out with makes you wait 15 minutes for him to get the right stupid harddrive

PLEASE HELP YOUR TRANS SISTER.

Jam bands as a whole have only produced 2 good songs: Casey jones and two princes

Merry ex aid 10th anniversary

we're running out of groceries 😭😭😭😭 sorry I ask sm

Sometimes I forget how racist my family is till we get together with my aunt and uncle and they start talking with my mom and I just sit there like

Shawty’s grool one of the French mother sauces

Putting her in a latex vac bag finna sous vide the pussy

I treat the pussy like a fine Katz’s pastrami, I brine the pussy, I boil the pussy, I be smokin the pussy for 3 entire ass days

I’m like 45% sure once I get more comfortable in my skin n stuff I’m gonna realize I’m bi

If I ever become filthy rich there will be signs (I will have an O&K Terex RH400 mining excavator in my backyard)

uhhhhh considering that the City of Seattle itself has the WAISN number linked for its ICE-report hotline this seems like it's a massive, massive safety concern for every immigrant in the Puget Sound? (source: WAISN union still fighting for recognition): www.instagram.com/waisnworkerc...

Why would u want this in your home

Notice the Schroeder in the bottom corner, this is because that mf is a complete egg

The Glass Harmonica (1968)