The Momo Challenge

behold the results of MOUSTIFICATION (feat. cherryscampers.bsky.social kumquats.bsky.social gaitsnipe.bsky.social nekomajokko.bsky.social you can still submit yourself to my *terrible experiments*! I WILL make a mouse of you. vgen.co/mopinks

You have until October 31st to join!! 🍄🌳🐺🌿🐇 patreon.com/zambicandy

remembering my worst tweet

saying "BRAZIL" quietly to myself in the street fighter 2 announcer cadence

Squee Nova 💕💘💖⭐️ #zamtober

I know buldak is very in these days but my heart belongs to shin ramyun

mrw I realize halloween is about a week away

PLAY MOLE MANIA

Step on u Nova #zamtober

people just don't name their baby Sylvester or Gertrude anymore

DQ3 gotta have one of the craziest late game twists of all time. woulda blown my damn mind as a little momo

when I took a career aptitude test in high school it told me my ideal job was Football Player. probably the fakest test ever created

This Old Lady Swallowed A Fly -- What Happens Next Will Shock You

I Had Just Covered My Spaghetti With Cheese When Somebody Sneezed. You Won't Believe What Happened To My Poor Meatball

I got imposter syndrome like crazy but at the same time I feel like I'm something of an underrated gem. it's a delicate balance

the most exhausting thing about the kelly clarkson situation is watching people try to devalue that sick-ass mechanical bird. $15,000 seems like a steal

I'm afraid I will have to eat the sour patch kids chicken wings

it's crazy how much I remember about Dragon Quest III just from reading about it in Nintendo Power decades ago. I studied the sacred texts closely

my dad used to smoke fish in the backyard and sometimes I will eat something and think "wow this tastes exactly how that smelled"

they should invent conveyor belt tacos

the cat adoption van had sooooo many cute little guys today. very dangerous.

Monkey D. Sade

Oops, I quaffed a mysterious potion and now I've been MOUSTIFIED! 🎨 @mopinks.bsky.social

I've been too preoccupied to give october the respect it deserves. shameful

sometimes I give myself a whore's bath but I make it funnier by saying it the way danny devito would

I almost forgot to october myself!!

thinking about adding a patreon tier that grants access to exclusive recordings of the songs I make up about my cat

my cat jumped into bed with me just as I was about to get up and took a big healthy whiff of my armpit. no class

check out my little pyramid

put a whole crushed garlic clove in my salad as usual but the garlic bulb I bought has freaky huge cloves so I think I got a triple dose. I'm well garlicked