Tim Stoltzfus

My hottest modern opinion is that "scalper" is a slur and anyone with a small amount of brainpower should stop using it when the word "reseller" exists and is totally appropriate.

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FFC review: CLAYFACE, by Walter Chaw (@mangiotto.bsky.social). filmfreakcentral.net/2026/10/clay...

A radicalizing moment of my HS years was in 92 when a guy in homeroom who had just gotten done bragging about drinking and getting laid during the weekend told me I was going to hell for going bowling with a gay couple.

The place I first saw Frank Turner announces it is closing weeks after Frank announced he is taking a hiatus from touring. This getting old thing is for the birds. (Also saw things like UHF and Spike and Mike's Animation Festival here back when it was still a theater.)

There's a computer in my pocket that is approximately eleven zillion times more powerful than the computers that sent men to the moon. And I get pissed when it dings to tell me important things like my doctor appointment is coming up. 😆

Not only did I thoroughly enjoy Clayface, I thoroughly enjoyed and don't think there is a single word of Bob's review here I can disagree with. Including the opening Batman diatribe.

Shout out to the people at the gym who circle the lot looking for the nearest parking space. You've long been a personal favorite.

Sorry, can't resist this

Um, that's not how it works, Steve...

Actual best picture of 2025 right here.

Someone check on @sportssturm.bsky.social and make sure he is ok!

Mail day! And heck yeah I love this movie. I will say the editing feels a little choppy. But the aim is true. Kal El is a unicorn. It is a worthwhile work to explore how anyone else who survived Krypton manages In this telling, Kal El is the ideal. Kara is just trying to manage. Like most of us.

Josie and the Pussycats is criminally underrated. And man has it aged well given what happened to pop culture as time went on.

I had to give up on the show Sportsnight when they opened an episode with the intro to the fictional Sportsnight show with the anchor saying they had highlights from three sporting events that never take place on the same calendar day.

Shhhhhhh...no one let Hetfield know what songs like One and Master of Puppets are about.

This came up in my shuffle on the drive home tonight and was astonishingly on point. Great song from the first listen, but tonight? Even more so. www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoje...

Honestly, I'm so pleased you liked this movie. I did not. filmfreakcentral.net/2026/10/digg...

I have old school hardware and multiple CRTs because I'm a tech hoarder. But I 100% back this sentiment. The companies who made and own the rights to that stuff have made it way to difficult to access them for no good reason. Go nuts and emulate to your heart's content.

Look at least this TAINT made the over.

ROUGHING THE PASSER ON A FLEA FLICKER? WHAT ARE WE EVEN DOING HERE

"Popular, critically acclaimed Spider-Noir series inexplicably canceled after one season."

Jermaine is a Good Dude. Lucky to know @lordretail.bsky.social and have had time to hang with him over the years. And honestly, his work ethic and passion makes even this workaholic feel like a piker in comparison.

Considering Edison mostly made his name and money by stealing Tesla's name and inventions...uhhh actually kinda accurate!

I wonder if he understands that issue five of an ongoing series does not need six covers.

Anyway, here's Wonderwall

My extremely inebriated friend Patton Oswalt narrates the epic saga of The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota on a brand new episode of DRUNK HISTORY! youtu.be/afXtQ6ghzsA?...

With today's Dr Who announcement, I'm reminded of this classic. "It's all about the triumph of intellect and romance over brute force and cynicism." And if a pre school cartoon gets that? I'm in. I'll watch it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9P4...

This gets said constantly, but it worth reiterating: Games Workshop being bigger than fishing is important to shout about because you wouldn't know it from government talking points, which are rarely about anything creative or artistic. Growth won't involve fish or steel, it will involve goblins.

I'm in the middle of a new creative endeavor and... yeah. The exploration and learning is what makes the whole thing worthwhile. Fuck "A.i."

remarkable piece of journalism. really worth reading.

I don't know enough to know how silly or not Sliwa is being here, but I'll say this - Before COVID I hated needles and they freaked me out. Few weeks back I went to the doc and they said "Four vaccinations today?" "Yep. Load me up and let's do this." Also, tetanus shots still suck the most.

therapists email virus scanner 🤝 "you have a dangerous attachment"

One of the great things about Frank Turner shows, and especially Lost Evenings, is his opening bands are consistently excellent. Like The Iron Roses here - www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-sh...

Video games are RUINING gaming. RT if you think gaming was better before games

Mail day! My personal favorite horror this year in a year packed with good ones already. Utterly ruthless allegory of spousal abuse and generational family trauma and how they consume everything within reach if left unchecked. Can't wait to watch it again.

This thread. Also, as a store owner, a UB HP set would, at best, permanently bifurcate the player base. There will be stores who ban HP cards. And stores who allow them will see a chunk of their player base just disappear. It is a terrible business choice.

It is important to note here, even if you don't get this survey, many important people at WotC are readily accessible via e-mail and e-mailing them to let them know your thoughts is important, too!

The Laughing Cow has replaced its mascot’s smile with a straight face on some packaging The new packs read “We need to talk,” but the company says she’ll explain “when she’s ready”

I'm ready for Lost Evenings IX this week. Figured I've been in this state for 30 years, getting this specific style of tattoo for the event was appropriate.