Mike Lawler (he/him)

Mike Lawler (he/him)

@moretruthiness.bsky.social

Just a boy, standing in front of a government, asking it to love him. Signal: mklawler.99

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Mike Lawler (he/him) reposted

A "Scaramucci" is still the standard unit of measurement. All other press secretaries are measured against a Scaramucci, even those fired more quickly. There isn't any need to muck up the units with more metric v. imperial faultlines.

how is this guy not in a padded cell?

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "They want to cut your children. It's unbelievable what they do. Your son leaves as Jimmy and comes home in three days as Janet, and they don't even ask you. They can take your child out of school and do whatever the hell they want. Minnesota is one of those states."

from what i hear it’s not working

derek guy@dieworkwear.bsky.social

Trump's suit appears to be part of Jos. A. Bank's Traveler line. The suit is listed as having been made abroad using a wool-polyester-spandex blend. The company describes it as having the "ultimate stretch" and was designed to minimize body odor.

today i found out I am in the top 1%

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

JD Vance on H-1B recipients: "It's one thing if you were to bring in a person like Elon Musk. I think 99% of American citizens look at somebody like Elon Musk and say, 'if that person wants to come in and build something great in the US, we support that.' But if you're bringing in an accountant... "

If you REALLY want to know the root cause, you have to go back to Hillary’s emails and Hunter Biden’s laptop.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Chris Wright lies: "Diesel has mostly been affected by the Russia-Ukraine war" (Note that he also blames [checks notes] Gavin Newsom)

What I get from this is “I spew so much bullshit conspiracy theory shit I don’t believe in that I have to convince you that I actually am not lying this time.”

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Mike Johnson says opposition to data centers "is a Chinese psyop. I really believe that. That's not a conspiracy theory."

Mike Lawler (he/him) reposted

Trump’s nephew called out Trump's lies about how he helped in the aftermath of 9/11. Wise men speak because they have something to say. Trump speaks because he has something really fucking stupid to say. #ProudBlue #Pinks #SheShed #NeverForget

I had no idea the bar exam was so easy to pass

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Attorney General Todd Blanche was on Fox News last night railing against "Secret School Gender Transitions," which Blanche described as a "pandemic that's happening in some school districts around the country"

“The Trump family is in no way making millions off of the deal” Just kidding. Of course it doesn’t say that.

AFP News Agency@en.afp.com

US President Donald Trump says his administration has reached a huge oil deal with Venezuela that gives the United States majority control of 65 billion barrels of proven petroleum reserves. ➡️ u.afp.com/SVWH

Mike Lawler (he/him) reposted

Just a reminder this statement was said by a sitting Congressman to the public, Trump and his DOJ offered not one pushback, denial or lawsuit.. it’s still just sitting out there

“Todd, go tell them that I don’t tell you what to do.”

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Blanche: "The president does not expect any of his leaders, including me, to just say yes to him no matter what ... there's this extraordinarily false narrative that POTUS wakes up & calls me & says, 'Todd, go prosecute x or y.' He does not do that. He has never done that. He will never do that"

my man ages well

NBC News@nbcnews.com

John Hinckley Jr., who shot President Ronald Reagan in 1981 in an attempt to impress Jodie Foster, is speaking out about the Academy Award-winning actor more than four decades after the assassination attempt.

oh wow

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Sen. Tim Scott: "President Trump has done something no other president in the history of our country said yes to, which is complying to the ethics strategy and standard for all elected officials. We've never had a president ever say yes to that." 🙃

Mike Lawler (he/him) reposted

Replying to @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social

We’re going to send people to prison for leaking info that is totally not true and they’re antifa transgenders anyway who vandalized my reflecting pool and we can’t have people lying in govt which is traitorous and thanks for your attention and i should probably sign this so people know who wrote it

can someone confirm breadsticks are unaffected by this new policy? this is a very troublesome development and i need to get some sleep tonight

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Scalise: "For God's sake -- you can't get pasta at Olive Garden without a picture ID! Why not be able to show a picture ID to vote?"