Morklympious

It is a fact that every woman that attends a hardcore show is hot as fuck.

I don't care how cringe I would've thought it to be when I was in my early 20s. Akuma SPITS every single time he says "DIE ONE THOUSAND DEATHS". Like BRO. That's metal AS FUCK.

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There is nothing more blackpilling than recreationally creating content for a person you really like only to have it like.. eclipse your super niche YouTube joy. I’m not upset I’m just willing to accept that people love shit that FUCKS

Jesus christ. Every time I think "I know pretty well how fucked up C++ is" I do shit like read about reinterpret_cast and think about how much of a hugbox Javascript was.

IN BED AT 10:30PM GONNA SLEEP SO FUCKING GOOD

Got the absolute joy of taking the lady through the MCU lately and we JUST finished Infinity War and she got SO ATTACHED to these CHARACTERS only for the SNAP to hit. Absolute human reaction cinema.

As fucking dad-coded as it may be to listen to Metallica, the verse riff to “Blackened” as an opener to And Justice For All goes so unreasonably hard.

Happy birthday to Absolver. I love you Absolver. Play Absolver.

As it turns out, “if you build it they will come” is an absolute BAR. I think I’ve spent years pondering how I can support the game I love most, and the answer is actually not just “play the game”. It’s “give the players something to work towards” Play Absolver.

I am at GOML this weekend and I made exactly like, two hard shell controller covers. ENTREPENEURSHIP. Time to get my ass beat in bracket.

Week 2 of meal prepping butter chicken Mac and cheese. This shit RIPS.

maximum Geralt Witchslop. I AM beating ass. mork.live

Ate a deep dish pizza and tanked lastnight. Brain expanding today with TECHNICAL SHIT. Happy Thursday.

Swag lookin’ NICE.

I am IN CHICAGO AND SO FAR IT IS GOING WELL. Time to research karaoke bars I can fucking DESTROY

Fuck, man. C++ is just ridiculous. I’m trying to learn useful shit with YouTube tech talks but every two minutes I see a slide that has some NEW (to me) feature I have to compulsively google. Bruh what the fuck is this language.

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Time to go to CHICAGO

Watermelon is just the result of completing the seasonal battlepass for water.

Collecting those “Bi Wife Energy” compliments at the Dorian Electra show. LISTEN I AM JUST A LIL GUY

God damn I'm so pumped for MORTAL SHELL 2. The ONLY GAME ABOUT GETTIN' HARD AND STAYIN' HARD. I CAN PLAY A FUCKING LUTE AND DO DAMAGE. FUCK.

Hi this is a post to say one time, legally, that I am the UI architect for the upcoming MMO Guild Wars 3. Please direct all ire and positive vibes to me I guess. And then promptly forget that if the UI sucks, it MIGHT be my fault. Love you.

My favorite thing about pride is telling all my queer friends I’m going to be extra phobic this month and then absolutely supporting the fuck out of them as an uno reverse. Get loved you fucks.

Witcher 3 is straight gas. Holy shit. I’m so happy to have probably 60+ more hours of that game to play.

Honestly. I have all the warmth in my heart for specifically Meshuggah's Catch ThirtyThree and I will at least, once a year since the first time hearing in in 2013, spin the entire glorious 47 minutes to remind myself of the absolute workhorse my ADHD lets me become listening to it.

As a person who deeply loves how fucked up (and cool) javascript is, I was sad to start writing C++ professionally. Until I realized that C++ is ALSO fucked up in MANY WAYS. Shout out to @thewholedaisy.bsky.social for having several talks about learning about cute (and cursed) C++.

In the ruins of the fallen Adal Empire, you awaken with a mysterious mask on your face in Absolver, now 90% off during Humble's Spring Sale. https://bit.ly/4wyrOPp

People talk about lifehacks but have you seen what beautiful things happen when you’re patient, understanding, and accommodating with service workers? Holy shit it feels ILLEGAL they just go “yeah okay that’s princess. We’re gonna give them princess treatment.”

Fortunate enough to catch "Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is" by Chicago on the radio recently and man. The first verse lyrics of that song piss me off so bad. If I ask you for the time, I'm not asking for an EXISTENTIAL LESSON. I'M TRYING TO GET SOMEWHERE.

All of my favorite bands rn are just. "from Sweden". Port Noir Karmanjakah Meshuggah Vildhjarta COME ON. GOD DAMN. THAT COUNTRY HAS A PRIMARY EXPORT OF ABSOLUTE BANGERS.

Man. Unreal engine is cute with its UI implementation, but good lord if it isn’t the shittiest wish dot com version of HTML / CSS / JS I’ve seen for modern times

“You’re the most lesbian man I’ve ever met” - my girlfriend Damn. Sweet.

IM TRYING TO POST MORE ON THIS PLATFORM BECAUSE TWITTER IS JUST A SHITHOUSE RAGEBAIT FARM WHERE PEOPLE ASK INTENTIONALLY OBTUSE QUESTIONS FOR MONETIZATION REASONS AND IT FUCKING SUCKS.

As a person who had never played vampire survivors but has played games inspired by bullet heavens: holy shit. Vampire Crawlers has an incredible identity and mechanics that hit the same as Slay the Spire to me. Absolute slapper. 10/10

Hey if you see this and you are a trans friendly / trans account, I am very politely begging you to share Monique's fundraiser. this is very serious. 💸💕

Fully electric battery powered lawn mowers are fucking LIT. God DAMN

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Time to SLOP 'EM UP WITH LETHAL COMPANY. mork.live

You love to see it.

Subject Zero by Veil of Maya is truly the point-before-a-hairpin-turn I can point to before I fucked with them a lot less. That song was so fucking good. It was just groovy as fuck and then they were like "let's get a singer that does cleans" MAN. WHAT A TIME.

I have become “The Creed Guy” at work, where THE ONE time I was tasked to run a meeting I was goofing and used a lot of Creed imagery. And now everyone gets sad when I DONT do that. I’ve created my own prison.

I think so many problems of today could be solved by people being comfortable with saying, "you know what, I am not an expert on that, let me do some reading and get back to you."

Local tournament update: got rocked as all hell in main bracket. Got second in amateur bracket tho!

MELEE LOCAL TONIGHT. PRAY FOR MY HANDS. PRAY FOR MY FALCON

Oh baby

Lucky enough to be catching the HOME TEAM and the hogman himself tonight. South side ballroom RIPS. GODDAMN

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