tapir

tapir

@mottleslime.bsky.social

๐Ÿ„๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ’Š RPG enemy girl online, 20+ i just post watever, awesome fetish content ahead open to dms and making new friends ^_^

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hey lol can i join ur adventuring party i promise i won't hold u back or anything i can hold my own haha ๐Ÿ’ฅOw fuck!! ๐Ÿ’ฅOw fuck!! ๐Ÿ’ฅOw fuck!! ๐Ÿ’ฅOw fuck!! ๐ŸชฆPanken has passed away...

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Imagine a burger. A yummy, yummy hamburger. No, make that a cheeseburger, with the whole works and even some bacon. Comes with a side of fries and a milkshake too. Tantalizing, isnโ€™t it? Well, itโ€™s mine now. I stole your perfect thought meal. Yummy mmm munch munch tasty. Twilight Zone. Whatever.

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its that time where i beg for help again because my abusive grampa is screaming at us for money we dont have. i have maybe $3 following therapy last session. i dont know what the fuck to do but its bad this time www.paypal.com/paypalme/adj... sorry. thank you very much

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I'm a cute little dream devil that's secretly 1000 years old but they sealed me in a weird egg and that's why I'm small and cute in today's age

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(Austin Powers game tutorial level) Austin: Wait a tick. Whenโ€™s the last time I opened my shag bag? Basil: Good thinking, Austin! Why not press โญ•๏ธ and check your inventory? Austin: I do pride myself in pressing the right buttons, donโ€™t I? YEAH, BABY.

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hourlong video essay on superfuckingmario dot co- *sees it was made by a woman* - well thereโ€™s a lot to learn out there. perhaps i should listen before judging

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The infamous "WET YOURSELF..." Super Mario Sunshine print ad is often posted online without context, leading many to believe it is fake or fan-made. However, it is very much real, appearing on page 130 of issue 119 of the British Nintendo Official Magazine.

Biggest impact I've probably had on the internet is as a tamagotchi guy..... I have seen my art reused in scratch games so it's probably true