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With Trump’s commutation of George Santos’ sentence, the concept of law and order has been summarily executed and buried.

I’m not sure what Trump means that he’s taking a Loki approach to his war but I’m sure it’s not good.

So Trump ended the Trump War today. Again.

So how is Kash Patel coming along with the alcohol abuse questionnaire that he promised he would take with Sen. Van Hollen?

Yesterday, FBI Director Kash Patel told me he'd take Alcohol Use Disorders Identification Test if I did. Well, here's mine.   Given all the lies he told yesterday, I imagine he'll fudge the numbers here, but let's see yours, Director Patel.

Trump’s blocking the Strait of Hormuz to get the oil supply moving is like someone eating a pound of bran flakes then sewing their asshole shut to cure constipation.

With Trump’s one sided military action against Iran, he is hoping to jumpstart his chances of a Nobel Rest In Peace Prize.

On Saturday I got a letter on my mail advising me to find another family doctor because he left the network as on September 15th. And I have a premium insurance, can’t imagine the people who pays privately their insurance.

New Administration directive to ER doctors: for all patients with brown skin, the first step is to apply ICE.

Trump must have terrible hemorrhoids from constantly pulling huge lies out of his ass.

So is Trump changing the name from the Pacific to the Thing Ocean?

Trump was misquoted. He actually said “90 duds in 90 days.”

The GOP has just put the “con” in conservative.

Trump’s first term: The Big Lie. Second term: The Great Betrayal.

Instead of begging for a Nobel Prize, perhaps Trump should seek out a Michelin star for his only dish. He just made a hash of the Middle East, the world and domestic economy, healthcare, civil rights, education, relationships with friendly nations to name a few.

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Expected next: RFK Jr will place a moratorium on all childhood vaccines to try and prove the discredited vaccine-autism theory.

On Jan 20, Trump took an oath to “… preserve, protect, and defend the Con …”

Is it true that the Secret Service had to intervene to stop Trump and Musk from scratching each other’s eyes out?

President Trump and President Musk are at loggerheads over the Big Beautiful Abomination. A true Constitutional crisis.

The Trump administration should encourage ALL retailers to show tariff pricing. That way Trump can show us how much money his brilliant plan is saving us on every purchase. After all, he deserves the credit.

With the stock market crashing and chopping retirement plan earnings, tariffs on aluminum will give grandma a new income source: picking up beer along the freeway.

The Wharton School must be so no proud ight now.

In tonight's speech, Trump will brag about how he is going to increase belt production as all Americans will soon need to tighten them.

Now that Trump has banned plastic straws, the next move will be a ban on chopsticks in asian restaurants because they are un-American.

Bidenomics is no more. Trumpynomics has officially begun, so the ensuing inflation and recession belong to Trump and his cadre of idiots.

Michelle Obama did NOT say, "When they go low, we get high." So, c'mon Democratic leadership, get off the couch and jump to it.

Horrible loss of life in NOLA. Meanwhile, in Gaza...

Musk wants to change MAGA to MEGA: Make Elon Govern America.

There's a rumor that Trump is going to ditch the Resolute Desk for a new one made of muskwood.