Joshamee G

OMG PETE CROW-ARMSTRONG COMEBACK GRAND SLAM www.bleachernation.com/cubs/2025/05...

It kills me to say it but I want a Pacers championship

Framing a pitch in baseball is the same as flopping in basketball the only difference is that one is seen as acceptable

Why do they give you a certificate when you die how am I supposed to hang that on my fridge

Me: “haha superman I have your greatest weakness, Kryptonite!” Superman: uses laser eyes to slice me in half from 100feet away

Humans gotta be the only species to climb to the top of the food chain and thats why biologically we love underdog stories

My enemies hate to see a twinkle in my eyes

She got an IUD for Christmas and I got a vasectomy, a modern day Gift of the Magi

DYSON DANIELS STEALS IT WITH SECONDS LEFT IN OT. LEBRON CHASES IT DOWN 😱

If dragons were real the US would find a way to kill them and have the first ever dragon scale-backed dollar

Oh my god my daughter sounded out to no travel to my left time for once in my life

Do you think if newton saw a dq blizzard he woulda rethought gravity

One time I told a JROTC kid I didnt stand for the pledge because I was taking a dump and he refused to interact with me ever again lmao

Lol I already knew I was a mistake. Word doc always put a red line under my name

February 3, 2019: As the field goal was made, Tom Brady could be seen sitting on the bench applying chapstick, the camera zooms to him, he makes direct eye contact with the camera because he knows his son is watching. He makes a kissy face. His son shudders.

1 ply toilet paper is for masochists and mouth breathers and Stewart who lives above me I hate that guy

Mike tysons ass is a netflix original

Four Loko is mr krabs and im plankton because I want that secret original formuler

If you get a post taken down on Bluesky your strike should be considered as destroying the ozone and if you get 3 strikes they contact the EPA and maybe NASA

Oh god oh fuck

Titanic the Squeakuel

Me waking up in the overnight mall jail after having 3 (three) 4 lokos in the Abercrombie

Im gonna book a standup comedian but im not gonna tell him the show is my funeral

Tried this in the breakroom today and I got 3 HR violations

Anyone have a starter pack for people who sleep on the left side of their bed and eat corned beef sandwiches that also study anthropology 🙏

I SAID UNDER “WHERE” NOT UNDERWEAR

Man

Had to convince a group of children that the Atlantic Ocean is in fact NOT East Virginia. I lost the argument

Ants

Condoms were invented by “Big Sex” in order to profit off of a free activity, but just wait until you learn about “Big Toilet”

*account posting some insane ragebait meant to cater to their followers* Do you AGREE or DISAGREE?

Theres 365 days in a year and my balls get crushed every July 26th and November 12th