MarkPaulAngry

I figure we’re less than six months from Iran-Contra 2026.

I admit that as a teen my friends and I took part in a lot of vandalism that featured algae husbandry.

I can’t envision anyone topping this.

It’s probably buried in the replies somewhere but they don’t even have the first part right. An increase from $100 to $600 represents a 500% increase. The rest of it is just tiring but no wonder they think they’re such great negotiators.

I’d be genuinely frightened to hear even the world’s worst timeshare salesman say something this stupid.

That “clunk” you hear is me falling out of my chair.

Cereal that “won’t get soggy in milk” is overrated and not worth getting worked up about.

Every once in a while a major celebrity's name inexplicably escapes me. Once it was Brittany Spears. Tonight it was John Ratzenberger.

A new Home Alone movie but in reverse: Jonathan Banks plays a now-retired Kevin McAllister who absolutely wrecks Buzz’s grandkids when they arrive to pick him up for Christmas Eve dinner.

While I was taking this picture the couple that lives there now came to the window. The man started screaming at me, the woman just stood there with a tense look on her face, rubbing his back with one hand.

MAGA convenience aisle.

Today I saw a banana slug eating an actual ban— er, melon rind. Sorry, false alarm.

Loved this book. Takes place in the UK but also resonated strongly for this American who grew up in the same “GenX ‘Latchkey’” era. Just the right amount of laughs and tears. #blackswangreen

For all of the crazy stuff AI is doing I’m surprised that when Apple is trying to strong-arm me into updating my iPhone they think that as a 53 year old man I give a shit about “7 new emojis!”

I get it. It’s performance art reflecting how most Americans feel like they’ve been getting bathed in sewage since, oh, around January 20. abcnews.go.com/amp/Politics...

Best spam text ever?

I saw a poorly framed wild dolphin the other day.

I saw a young wood stork today.

The general mood lately.

Not that anyone asked but here are some TV recommendations beyond Ted Lasso to hit you right in the feels — Derry Girls (Netflix) Reservation Dogs (Hulu) Shrinking (Apple) Resident Alien (Netflix/Peacock)

Because anyone who’s ever been even tangentially involved with IT knows how much folks *love* Oracle… 🙄 www.npr.org/2025/01/25/g...

I admit I was completely unfamiliar with the history of this forest, despite its current popularity in metro Atlanta and north Georgia for birding, kayaking, etc. youtu.be/0zAzuD4qxeU?...