That's Mr. Bubble Shield to you!

This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.

Goddamn it, OneyPlays has influenced so much of my humor and I quote so much shit from it daily. Going cold turkey fucking sucks, having to catch myself. Fuck you, Chris.

America is not a Christian nation. It's not culturally Christian. It doesn't uphold Christian ideas. It's quite devotedly Roman in its contempt for weakness and pragmatic bartering with the powerful. And like the Romans, it's dedicated to oppressing the groups within it that advocate for mercy.

Putting Bandana Waddle Dee in Smash is like inviting your neighbor to the Olympics

Grateful that I learned Ed Sheeran wrote the credits music for Scarlet and Violet. Just another reason to never touch that game ever. ☺️

So uh, did Kokiri Forest get their tailoring done by Pixie Hollow or something?

Playing Smash 4 Classic Mode as Wii Fit Trainer, I get to Master & Crazy Hand. First thing Master Hand does, before I even have a chance to move or jump out of the way, is slap me with the force of a semi-truck. Is Master Hand misogynistic?

Realest shit anyone ever said

I mean if it were a kiwi, I'd understand.

Wtf was up with Eve, huh? Apples aren't even all that.

Moon Child sounds like a game that got made up a month ago and I refuse to believe it isn't at this point

Metroid Dread's OST is pretty good, but have you ever played the game listening to, like, Treasure by Bruno Mars? Just thought that was cool

Happiness is a drawer full of paired socks

I had always dreaded that this day might come... @green-jinjo.bsky.social is actually a Minjo, an arch enemy of the Jinjos pretending to be an innocent man. I knew there was always a chance they could end up being one of them, but I had hoped that he would be different. I was wrong...

WHY?! WHY COMPANIES?!?! WHY DO YOU KEEP INSISTING THAT AMSR IS POPULAR?! I don't wanna hear your spokeswoman's LONG ASS FINGERNAILS tippity tapping on a bottle AND YOUR STUPID POURING SFX! It makes me GAG! STOP!!!

I knew Sega wasn't doing the best after Crossworlds didn't meet expectations... I didn't figure things were this bad. youtu.be/-fqnrsb8YAA?...

I kinda just have to ignore all the bad news in the world. Otherwise, I'd go insane.

I was listening to this during a lecture when my internet tanked. Played the Google dinosaur game to it instead. youtu.be/62Vjm0UGfv8?...

Does anybody remember Garfield's Pet Force? Comment below if you want to fuck Buff Garfield

Isn't Ludmilla that bad guy from Bartok the Magnificent?

Ngl I kinda wanna know how good the hand from the Addams Family is at charades

My review of Sonic Eraser (1991) on Backloggd.com : The game so bad it makes you shit bckl.gg/qnb0

Not trying to shame anyone who helped support the game, but anyone who asked for their Kickstarter OC in #Antonblast to be immune to getting beat up is kinda lame, ngl.

When you wanna be like Snow Miser so bad but realize you're actually Heat Miser at heart

I do believe this is from @spicymancer.bsky.social

@grayfruit.bsky.social Where is the Mystery Dum Dum tier list? It's not a stupid idea and it'll pop off for real, trust me

Me when the teamwork shooty bang bang game's got characters in it? Amiright, guys?