Daz

New Reform merchandise. #undercoverreform

What a way to celebrate your country’s 250th anniversary of independence, by capitulating totally to Russia. #t4today

“If I knew you were a paedophile hunter and not a 13 year old girl I wouldn’t have arranged to meet you for sex. Isn’t posing as one illegal?” Robert Jenrick’s criticism of undercover journalism. #r4today

They’re thinking of scrapping the FIFA Peace Prize???! Nooooooo! #r4today

Policies that are sure to attract the average voter who has a spare £1m to leave to their children.

@mrjamesob.bsky.social oh wow, a few weeks ago when you mentioned doing a gratitude list on your show I nearly messaged you to suggest that you get John Robins on to do Full Disclosure as he would be the man to talk about that. Woke up this morning to see the new episode with John on my feed!

Totally Ofcom compliant news channel.

Now heard this on the news. “When the protestors at Gosport heard that the migrants were being taken to Dover instead they became hostile to the police.” Just shows that all they want is a punch up.

Musicians and artists making political statements, whatever next?

Perhaps Reform should commission a video explaining how their policies on crypto currencies are not influenced by the donations from crypto owners? It could be called The Triumph of the Shill. #r4today

#r4today

Buckingham palace to sue Trump for £10bn

I remember the days when leaders of other countries trying to influence elections in this country was frowned upon and called foreign interference. #r4today

Channel 4 has spent hundreds of thousands of pounds of tax payers cash? He’s been getting advice from Nadine Dorries #r4today

“One ticket please for The Evil Dead” “Are you over 18?” “It’s all above board.” #r4today

Countdown to when Tice says that he can’t comment on what is likely to be a police investigation, which will be odd considering that they always scream out for the police to comment on investigations when it involves immigrants. #r4today

“We deny any wrongdoing but the people who have been accused of wrongdoing have stepped down.” The classic action of an innocent man. #r4today

Is that fanfare, the brass band are rehearsing for Farage’s entrance, the same one Trump uses when his plane arrives, the theme from Air Force One? #r4today

“President Chump” #newsnight

Free speech update. Sunday, taking great glee in a musician swearing on stage about Andy Burnham. Monday, absolute fury about a musician swearing on the same stage about Nigel Farage

Looking forward to the Buckingham Palace Brass Band playing “Sweet Transvestite” tomorrow morning.

@mrjamesob.bsky.social just Rees-Mogg telling the public to turn off the early warning system alerts on your phone, the same man who insinuated that the Grenfell victims had no common sense when they followed the fire brigades advice.

Might have heard it wrong but this eclipse thing doesn’t seem to be working.

“…next up on GB News, is the solar eclipse just further proof that global warming is all a big hoax from the climate change lobby? We have our weather expert, Richard Tice, to explain why.”

Burnham Bounce/Farage Flop

New contender for headline of the year.

Polanski is a careless idiot for those SM posts, clearly needs to be more aware when accepting collaborations, much the same way as Farage got conned into supporting the IRA, neo Nazis and more on his paid for Cameo videos. #r4today

Who said that John Cleese isn’t funny anymore?

#r4today is gently laughing about fellow journalists getting verbally abused by the president, treating it as a joke is why he gets away with it.

Mel Stride speaks about our high borrowing. Part of the reason for that is because we lost our AAA star credit rating in 2013 after the Conservative austerity measures, which was the reduced even further after the 2016 Brexit vote they inflicted on the country. #r4today

@mrjamesob.bsky.social it’s extraordinary to hear this morning all the Reform and Conservative voters and members dismissing the vat cut on fuel as “only £45” even after they made it a key Brexit benefit promise in the days before the referendum, but never enacted on it whilst they were in power.

“A by-election for Jenrick, Braverman, Kruger would be a waste of money..” says Lee Anderson, whose leader called a by-election. #lbc

“What do you think of Shabannah Mamood still staying on as Home Secretary?” “She’s better than last few and I include the Tory lot too..” Suella Braverman is not going to be too pleased at 30p Lee’s Assessment of her tenure. #r4today

“5 more minutes”

I know we are all rooting for Spain but just wait until after the game when they unfurl a banner saying Gibraltar Belongs to the Spanish.

Wondering what sort of ‘terrorist organisation’ a white British national from Rotherham belongs to and who they would be angry enough against to commit this murder. They either think that a prominent Reform member is too extreme or, not extreme enough.

“It doesn’t pay in this moment to speculate” says Nigel Farage whilst speculating. #r4today

Not for the first time, Mike Graham is looking for ‘concrete’ evidence.

“Hands up anyone called Muhammad?”

I’ve just heard Farage take credit for the beaches in Clacton.

“The people of Clacton will decide if I did anything wrong, not the establishment” is like saying we don’t need referees in football, we will let the home crowd decide if it is a foul or not. #farage

England win the World Cup or Count Binface to win Clacton ? I’d take 60 more years of hurt. #r4today

Imagine boasting about that you have never declared expenses during your work as an MP? If you were an employer that had an employee whose job involved being out and about of the office at all times you would be suspicious that they had never claimed expenses, just took their wages. #farage

I do t know what I’m enjoying more, this game or the news that it’s just going to Farage versus some novelty candidates in his by election wank.

To emphasise the absolute joke that this Farage by-election wank is, Sky News had the news headline banner “Count Binface calls on other party leaders to stand down candidates” and, it is an absolutely valid point.

Faaaarkin hell! #argegy

So basically, he’s called an expensive and unrequired by election in an attempt to dodge a parliamentary investigation and to settle a personal grudge against the media. #farage Daz, Norwich

Seems only apt to post this brilliant tribute to Belgium by John Finnemore at his Monty Python-esque best. #usabel youtu.be/FtbFvPt_ylc?...

Can we get Trump to overturn this red card? #mexeng

Sometimes it’s handy having a ‘middle age man alarm clock’, woke up in time for second half. #mexeng