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#Serbia and #Brazil showing the world how it’s done. There is hope?

Absolute fucking 🤮

Just saw a kid on a moped flying along a 50mph road WITH HIS PHONE IN HIS HAND

Switch on PSG v Barcelona for a mouth-watering Champions League tie and who’s on comms ruining it for everyone? Sam fucking Matterface. Prime remain the only service to offer in-stadium sound only, and, really, all others need to follow suit. #PSGBAR

We are being treated to some of the best home matches in our history this season. Drink it in, Seagulls. It doesn’t get much better than this. #BHAFC

Presumably #ManCity aren’t particularly enjoying playing against a team with unlimited spending power and guilty of breeches of financial rules. Not fair is it. #MCIPSG

This is always the way. The Traitors is a game of two halves. The chaotic opening half where there are too many people and it’s wild. Then about halfway through numbers get whittled down and the serious gameplay can start. #celebritytraitors

I find the attitude of some #ManCity fans really misguided. “You can’t take these feelings away from us” etc.. *We’re* not taking anything away. Your own club has done this to you. By cheating.

This is, perhaps, the worst piece of “journalism” I’ve ever read. It is so badly written, it’s almost incomprehensible. And the Sky Sports reporter guilty, Rob Dorsett, has genuinely used the word “angrifying”. Do they not have editors at Sky? Presumably not, given the absolute state of this.

Yeah, cos that’ll make #ManCity look less guilty. 🙄

One will be druv.

If Infantino wasn’t such a cunt the sheer brass neck on the guy might be impressive. #FIFA

I think some people need to accept that some other people like just like Star Wars. It seems like it’s a cool thing to bitch on big, popular things. I like Star Wars. I liked Nolan’s Odyssey. I like all series of Game of Thrones. It’s fine to like things. 🤷‍♂️

This 👇🏻 Are we just the best team in the league now? #BHAFC

Ed Sheeran is music for people who don’t like music. Can’t say I’m sad to see his whole tour come crumbling down.

Ffs 😂 #BHAFC

Well, that was fucking brilliant. #BHAFC

Stop the count for goal of the season. Lewis Dunk, take a bow. #BHAFC

Bob Dylan Laura Marling Dropkick Murphys The Pogues Billy Bragg Oasis Frank Turner Gomez Beans on Toast Johnny & Lillie Flynn

Sad to learn of the death of Tim Curry. He was a great screen presence and brilliantly versatile. His dedication to voice work in animation was commendable. His scenes in Home Alone 2 are the best things in that awful film. I always loved his work as Petrov in The Hunt For Red October, personally.

Just had my first cup of ambition of the day.

Goodnight, Dolly. Clearly, she was a phenomenal human being.

I used to work at the @princecharlescinema.com. It was the best job I ever had and is a place of serious cultural importance to many Londoners. Please help save it!

Not been impressed with Cozier-Duberry at all, I’m afraid. #BHAFC

I wonder if the #BHAFC players will refund me the £12 I spent on this stream? 😂

Decent, probing half from Albion. Osman the bright spark. A goal or two in the second you be deserved. #BHAFC

Mad to think that at 36, Tromsø manager Jørgen Vik is the younger of the two managers this evening. #BHAFC

Absolutely loving these pre-match songs from the Tromsø fans. Looks like a brilliant occasion. Come on, the Albion!! 🔵⚪️ #BHAFC

It’s like bloody 2001: A Space Odyssey out here. #Eclipse

#BHAFC to play Cluj or Tromsø in the Europa Conference League Qualifying round. #UECL Exciting times!

Honestly, fuck off Chelsea.

Watched #TheSheepDetectives the other day. After the amazing trailer, the actual film was a crushing disappointment. Like a sub-par Balamory episode. Baaaaaad.

I would say I feel sorry for the people of Clacton, but they really brought this on themselves by electing Farage in the first place.

Imagine how much of a cunt you have to be when *Nigel Farage* isn’t right wing enough for you.

Roses are red Farage is a cunt

Wasn’t worth it. #FuckOffFarage

Was he the MP for Clacton?? #FuckOffFarage

I literally can wear watches and jewellery on the street. #FuckOffFarage

Oh there we are, the boats. #FuckOffFarage

My thoughts exactly. He is despicable.

People throw milkshakes at you because you are simply a cunt #FuckOffFarage

So, you had a vision and a dream about making a political difference, but now you’re being held to account it’s too difficult.

Big, big Brent energy. #FuckOffFarage

Stop rambling and get to the fucking point of you fucking off #FuckOffFarage

Delighted to see the USA dumped out of the World Cup. Tr*mp’s scandalous intervention and FIFA’s shameful cosying up to him have, thankfully, not been allowed to affect the sporting integrity of the competition. Congratulations, Belgium - who clearly understood the assignment. #USABEL #FIFAWorldCup