Chet

Chet

@mrf.bsky.social

Hed. what do you have to say for yourself?

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Im absolutely wiping the floor in Sam's 8 team family fantasy league so I am now taking suggestions for the most absurd player to flex every week

My heckler...oh my heckler. I hope its okay. That or I hope they give me a brand new one. Its kind of hard to tell from the pic but those are 2 pretty deep gashes. I dont care about little chips they have no effect but these look like they might make it crack more . Bowled a 246 with it yesterday 😢

There's so much drama in my bowling league. Im getting moved teams and being promoted to team captain.

So steve and I are the two highest averages in the league and some people quit so they want to reorganize the teams which i get but if we do that Steve is going to go back to basically bowling alone every week. And because of the way handicaps and stuff work is if I change teams steve is fucked

The guy from Cart Narcs is on the Woody show on the x? Like full time? Thats so weird lol

The announcer of this football game literally said they would rather have to tackle Derrick Henry than Bhayshul Tuten...

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Crosby went back to Nova Scotia this summer and worked the entire time on not scoring

People ask me...whats your favorite bowling ball? And the only thing I can say is whatever one is in my hand that im getting ready to roll

Its kinda stupid that there are laws against tinting your back windshield when some cars (utility vans and stuff) dont even have back windshields. So theyre effectively fully tinted

Why are people now pretending like Bednar wasnt completely ass when we traded him and it was incredible we even got anyone back

So originally it was Columbus day. And in the corporate world, we decided hey that's not a great holiday. Let's give the people juneteenth off instead. But then a few later they decided to make Columbus day into Indigenous People's day. So now the ball is in corporates court.

I cant even watch movies anymore because the whole time I just think about how this guy is an "actor" and he spends all day just playing make-believe that hes another guy...like how cringe

Complimenting yhe flyers guy for taking an unnecessary after the whistle penalty when down 5-0

Ai is basically a weird border going around the screen and your phone asking you something about itself

Instead of trivia night or open mic im trying to get a bar to host a "Stewie from Family Guy Impression Contest" so all night people just come up and do 10-30 seconds of their best Stewie. I feel like it would be a huge hit actually

Ill emcee is and eventually get going at other bars and every night if the week you'll be able to find me at a bar hosting a stewie impression contest night