Traveling Swords Dealer ⚔️

careful, this stuff’ll kill ya (posting)

there is some fucking shit in the air

donk donk donk

i had a dream that i was a monkey

2026 and there’s still no access to portal transportation

nice sack, lemme guess.. hacky?

i’m lah-ing to a different dee-dah

i’m trying to narrow down my options

focusing on things

i’m trapped inside a trap

i’m “making the best of a shitty situation” if you will

i am confusing my enemies with various tactics

the orb of confusion!

me on a friday night making weaponry to trade

i’m forking it up

styling my hair like my ancestors

keeping the demons at bay for a while

large items are in my satchel

it is patriotic to smoke weed today.

i’m 9” tall

drinking a god damn rejuvenation potion

where did snakeroot go

turning a profit on various goods

i’m making mints meat

forging myself in the furnace of life

bluesky apocalypse is happening

enjoying the fruits of my labor

nice bible, lemme guess.. holy?

have you ever sat back and been like damn i’m really cruisin for a bruisin

i’m cruisin for a bruisin

i wear assless chaps so ppl can read teh juicy tattoo across my ass

my favorite Friend character is chingler.. bing? chingler bingler.

making a song with my toothbrush

what’s the deal with hairline food

going skateboarding

the cards have been dealt