Caleb Hazard

Caleb Hazard

@mrhazard.bsky.social

Elder Millennial. Renaissance faire, Magic the Gathering, video game (especially Nintendo and Playdate), baseball (Nationals), and DnD enthusiast (nerd?) with a passion for making the world a better place. Blue sky is my only social media.

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I've been working out for about a month now. It has started to become something I look forward to. At first, the hardest part was getting myself into the gym. Honestly, #PlanetFitness and influencers who made it feel like it was okay to be new to health made it possible to form the habit.

I want so few things in life and #Google could make most of them come true. 1.) a Pixel Flip model.... I keep waiting. My life needs this. 2.) a new Pixel tablet model. See? I'm very easy to please.

Hot take: Giving #residentevilrequim a third person mode did not hurt anyone. You may feel that the first person mode is the superior way to play, but for those with motion sickness this is an invitation back to the series we love just as much as you.

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TOMORROW! 10 AM PT 👽🛰️💫

Playdate@play.date

Our 3rd Catalog Anniversary Sale is right around the corner 👀🎂 200+ games will be on sale starting at 10 AM PST on March 5th ⚡

This year, I am marking this day by wearing my #Pokemon gear and handing out stickers and fruit snacks to my students who remember to do the same or wish me a happy #Pokemonday. It brings me joy to see this generation still gets to find the same wonder and joy in Poke’mon that we once did.

Happy #pokemonday For 30 years #gamefreak has been creating magnificent words to delight us and bring us together. When I was a teenager my friends and I would bring our #Gameboys to school and fight and trade on our lunches. It was so much more than a video game, it was our happy place.

As an elder Millennial I remember things that kids today may never know: • Messages waiting for you on an answering machine (you were allowed to be unavailable). • "Multiplayer" meaning a game you invited someone to sit next to you for. • 99¢ Whopper specials at BK. • Politics not being a cult.

Darn, as a #teacher today was the first time one of my students stole from me. My heart is absolutely broken. I don't make a lot of money to replace it and my beloved #playdate lives with one of my students now. #lessonlearned

The world may be cruel and unforgiving, but you can still make a difference. Blood banks and food banks are scrambling to keep up with demand. It is still possible to give someone else hope.

I have been playing Star Wars Outlaws lately and honestly, I feel like it is a great game and deserves more love than it got! The characters, story and environment are absolutely brilliant! Thanks @ubisoft.com! #starwars #starwarsoutlaws #videogames

#LindseyGraham may be gay.... But he is definitely NOT part of the LGBTQIA+ community. I wanna be among the first to say, we don't claim or support that man. He is a horrible, pathetic excuse for a human who has acted against our community countless times. #noassforlindseygraham

Whether you are male, female, gay, straight, or anything between or outside of these things..... You know in your heart.... That #florencepugh is the most beautiful and amazing human alive!

The world is a dark place these days.... I just want to spend my days escaping at the #RenaissanceFaire in fancy clothes, pretending I have never heard of modern day politics. Is that so much to ask?

This may not mean much to anyone, but today is a big deal for me. For the first time ever, I am giving blood. Until 2023 gay men weren't allowed to do that. So today is a big day. #giveblood #redcross #savealife

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94% of teachers have had to dip into their own pockets to buy school supplies. An estimated 1 in 6 have second jobs during the school year to make ends meet. The average Wall Street employee got a record $244,700 bonus last year. Something has gone terribly wrong.

Dear Gaming Gatekeepers, When people ask for a third person mode, we aren't asking to take first person mode from you. We aren't asking that you even try it. The reason many of us ask is because we get horrible motion sickness and want to experience the games you enjoy. #cyberpunk2077 #gamer