Matt Peters

Kairi Sane... If that lady doesn't show up on the #AEWDynamite live from the Jericho cruise doing her "yo ho ho, pirate life for me" biz, what was all this even for?!?!

“Charcuterie bored”: When you get up from your desk throughout the day and eat random fruit, meats, and cheeses.

Control: Resonance is better than it had any business being. It’s action packed, creepy, intriguing, beautifully designed… it’s packed with lore that’ll have me playing through several times. Beautiful world-building from @remedygames.com

Subliminal messaging from Warby Parker reminding us to vote.

Sad this never came to fruition.

Next week, for the first time in my professional career, my job is moving to a new building. For reference, my previous fulltime job was Blockbuster Video in 2002.

Get this design on a hat or a shirt and the #ChicagoBears WILL WIN* www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8104... (*eventually. Maybe today, but definitely eventually)

Did you hear the one about the scientist who bought a DeLorean? He only drives it from time to time.

Saw someone say they broke up with a person due to "lack of whimsy." I get it. Absolute deal-breaker. If I can't be me, why are we a "we?"

Wisdom

RE: https://zeppelin.flights/@incomparable/117360840130083046 Another episode of my silly #trivia game show just dropped! It's another ep filled with lovely Kickstarter backers who supported @UncannyMagazine! Yay for generous, lovely souls!

Tonight is for him ☝️❤️ #AEWDynamite

Forget my t-shirts today. Buy one of these instead: #RIPPAC #AEWDynamite shopaew.com/en-us/collec...

"...old man is meeeee." youtu.be/Qzk6kZPMFKc?...

So I wanted to visit the cow we sponsored at Lamb's Farm... but she was missing from the website! I just called this farm, panicked, asking "is Hannah OK!?" freaking out the poor kid who answered. We good. She's all sponsored up, so they just removed her from the site.

My credit card info was stolen overnight. Buy a t-shirt to cheer me up. Don't worry: The card was locked so the thief won't get your t-shirt monies. www.teepublic.com/user/mpchiguy

Semi-deep cut: I mispronounce words intentionally for fun and sport. It assists when it comes to spelling. The downside is, if you don't know me, you may think I genuinely don't know how to pronounce something. (Ex: colonel, February, Wednesday, whinge)

Join Bowser as he jettisons the husks of his fallen soldiers at his enemies during a whimsical race that trivializes the very war the Trooper sacrificed his home and possibly his life to fight in! Err... I mean... "Mario Kart! Let's a-go!"

You know what's back in season??? #GoBears www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8104...

"Officer, I swear that's not alcohol on my breath; it's just Cheez-It® Coors Light® Beer Cheese baked snack crackers!" "I'm still bringing you in because that's nasty."

How did they not name on of the RoboCop movies, shows, spin-offs... "Murphy's Law?"

What happened to PAC???

Anyone going to #AEWAllOut that can snag me a New Level tee? Cash in hand!

I think someone is about to genuinely “break the news” to me that Disney owns Marvel. Like… are we dead ass rn?

First holiday voice ad booked, babyyyyy!!!

Hey, don’t look at me. Gail said…

Disney: we can’t think of ANY way to make The Muppets work. Meanwhile, Marvel:

Panda Express fortune cookies are hilarious. Talking about "Take risks - the payoff will be grand" and they just mean trying something on the menu besides orange chicken.

The AOL Time-Warner Paramount Skydance Bros (& their sister Dot)

Separation of church and... other church, but I'm gonna need someone at AEW to try to wrestle a match in the Street Fighter Guile popcorn wig. Maybe @eviluno.bsky.social can work it into the next Mystery Wrestling...

Large corporation: "Disc-based media is going away! Downloads only! We're looking towards the future!" Also large corporation: "Please buy the soundtrack to our game on CD and vinyl."

Idea: podcast where two hosts sit and crochet while they chat about their favorite movies and streaming shows. "Hooked! With Matt &...?"

Clearly, the only solution is to sell the Muppets to Dropout.

The 80s: "You know what this potential hit song could use? Laser noises."

My new crochet hobby has quickly evolved from "I have a reasonable amount of yarn" to "I could realistically create a cocoon for my entire home."

I want appliance manufacturers to stop photographing their refrigerators like they're trying to hide it from the police. Just show me the fucking refrigerator.

I don't think I've ever seen a show title that more clearly communicates "spin-off."

One day soon, you'll be able to attend a movie in an outfit comprised only of promotional popcorn buckets.

I think people's expectations for movies are way too high since the extinction of Direct-to-DVD releases.

When I mean to hit backspace, but push F12 instead.

This movie was phenomenal. Ridiculous that it got swept under the rug so swiftly. I would love (and pay for) more Avatar content like this.

Congratulations to Jasmine Crockett for VERY CLEARLY informing us that she's stepping down from wanting to be taken seriously.

Perpetuating the life-long debate of "who's the best captain?" www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/9027... #StarTrek

Current mood: That part in "Blinded By The Light" where they don't know what to do so they just start playing "Chopsticks" on the piano.

I feel like we as a society deserve a better pinball anthem than "Pinball Wizard." I can't explain it, but it feels like work.

We miss you We love you The Butcher Forever #AEWDynamite brings our Rebel Heart to TBS and HBO Max

Fuck ALS. WE LOVE YOU, REBEL! #RebelHeartDynamite