Jesse Moynan

Also: Turn sharpness to 0 and turn off any auto sharpness modes Turn off any noise reduction options, dynamic contrast Make sure HDR is turned on for all inputs Turn off all auto energy saving options, especially anything for auto dimming Turn off any and all AI functions Update apps

OJ Simpson is gone and all we have are these POG slammers to remember his legacy with

How do you find the sixth masturbator in Spider-Man 2 (PS5)? I've crawled on all of the towers with open windows and I've photographed the first five masturbators, but the sixth (in Brooklyn) always has his curtains closed. You can hear the porno playing but can't see anything.

dog sled ambassadors, dog selection screen, apple II (1993) www.mobygames.com/game/180669/...

Her web actually does a decent job of connecting them all

Found in my mom’s attic: Raphael’s Sewer Spy Goggles box

He’s a what now

@graysky.app why doesn’t the Likes tab work anymore?

we have gained great things by moving to this site but let's not pretend nothing of value was lost

@gformica.bsky.social you’re welcome amigo

Sports Bar Wakefield, MI

Los Angeles, 2019. I am a courier, delivering important materials by hand. In order to navigate the dirty, crowded streets better, I glide through them on a pair of roller blades. I'm what's known colloquially as an ANDROID MURDERER. (There was a mix-up at the job name factory.)

Hoping at least one person recognises my costume tonight 🍍🌴🥥

Good morning spooky season fans!

occult scientists pointed the James Webb space telescope towards Hell itself and took a photograph of the dancing baby from ally mcbeal way down at the bottom of the infinite dark. hang in there, baby!

"Honey, the strike is over, time for me to go back to work." We embrace. I close my office door, carefully remove the cover from my typewriter and insert a sheet of paper. I crack my knuckles, type HOSPICE SHELDON and stare at the wall for 9 hours.

it’s like it happened yesterday

@kingjammie188.bsky.social you’re not Reagan

At first I looked at the Donald Trump Bitty Boomer Bluetooth speaker and thought, wow, cheap crap looking to make a buck. Then I saw you can pair two Trumps together for an even louder sound type feel and I was SOLD

oh my god i just saw him at breakfast

Every now and then I like to muse over this Mister X cover, where it appears that Mister X is pissing down an airplane from the sky.

Play the fiddle all night

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