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I think #NBC could probably do away with the drone sounds if they wanted to for their #Olympics coverage. Annoying.

When will #CBS produce a new tv drama about ICE? #ice

Happy Saint Taint to those who celebrate! "taint Christmas nor New Year"

Great Gazoo! Those puffy helmets. #nfl #greenbaypackers #packers

To think that somewhere, somebody may have the never released Hot Sauce Committee Part 1 by the Beastie Boys on a hard drive that was lost. #BeastieBoys

Is there a word for embarrassment & guilt of our current affairs to our previous American generations who defended against this type of nonsense? I bet the Japanese have a word for that.

I'm at the age where other people's food gives me heartburn. Good times.

RFK Jr.'s first goal should be to find a cure for Dunning-Krugeritis.

It's nice to live near Amish community. They have kept egg prices at $3, no unnecessary price gouging.

This may interest you, but probably are aware of radiotapes.com @mylittlebloggie.bsky.social

Does anyone measure or even know/care how much laundry soap to add? I seem to pour whatever.

Man, people who put knives all willy-nilly in the kitchen dish water are really living on the edge. I've bled.

I was enjoying a rather nice spread of #culvers when my watch alerted me of reaching my zone minutes. I hate the phrase #winwin so much, but damn

Marshall Tucker Band on #at40 , "Heard it in a love song", will always bring great memories

I predict Elon will be the first trillionaire by the midterms. #elonmusk #eattherich

Listen to more Tom T. Hall. That is all. #classiccountry #honkytonk

There should be a box of 52 taco seasoning packets. Tacos never skip a week. #tacos #giftideas

Whenever I wash my iron skillet. #jasonisbell

Bob Seger's 'Old time rock n roll' with lyrics "don't try and take me to a disco", all the while using pretty much a disco beat. #bobseger #disco

I'm considering starting a dad-action lawsuit against zippered hoodie manufacturers for incessantly pulling a random beard neck hair out way too often. #ouch #hoodies

I never wanted to believe that the U.S. is only as smart as it's dumbest person. Learning hurts. #usa

There should be a 'fuck-o-meter' app, logs every time I say fuck during the day. #apps #fuck

How many car accidents are caused by 'hand in Pringles can'? You know it's not zero. Maybe a man sized Pringles can? #pringles

Has Brian Johnson ever done a commercial for a throat lozenge company? #acdc

I almost always cut my bigger burgers in half, is that weird? #burger

I don't really care for hearing about people's dreams the night before. When I know something isn't real, guess I just don't care as much. #dreams

If you ever found yourself in such a dire situation that your only food option is to eat clown meat, would you? Could you? #clowns #endtimes #clownibalism

I get a kick out of my Amish neighbors that do not allow rubber on their buggy wheels, but transition glasses are good to go. #technology #amish

The day after Thanksgiving is really the only day where I wish we owned a microwave.

When I took this photo, I've long held that it meant: 'Find beauty in everything', but lately it's more like 'Be shitty and you'll achieve greatness'

Music is so powerful that even a horrible song can trigger good memories.