Ms. Anon E. Mouse

Not for nothing, but the last time he didn't get his way, he incited an angry mob who built a gallows to lynch congress people if they didn't bend the knee. Are we really surprised that he uses an entire agency to assult those same electeds if they balk his policies?

@jonathanmaberry.bsky.social As I was reading Burn to Shine, my mom brought home this lovely lady. I think we have Ghost's sister.

DoD employees should include - "didn't share classified information regarding an active operation via an unsecured, open source app on my nonGFE" as one of their 5 bullets this week.

Neither is Kamala, while we're at it.

Call these Senators—tell them to vote no: All begin (202) 224 Cortez Masto 3542 Duckworth 2854 Durbin 2152 Fetterman (is a yes) 4254 Gillibrand 4451 Hassan 3324 King 5344 Klobuchar 3244 Peters 6221 Rosen 6244 Schatz 3934 Schumer (is a yes) 6542 Shaheen 2841 Share far and wide!

I'm not a lawyer, but it doesn't sound like this is going well for the Administration

That's enough doom-scrolling. Back to learning embroidery

I know The Carters are too fundamentally decent to don't this, but I'd LOVE it if his funeral was on Jan 20

My 7 year old verbally delayed child is teaching himself the piano. Just wanted to share how proud of him I am

Fr. Where did my cheat code go?

Look at this fluffy boi

Who else has had the same song stuck in their heads for over a week? 🙋🏿‍♀️ Here's mine

If Alito can leak the SCOTUS decision that made 50% of Americans second class citizens without repercussions, then someone can leak Rapey McForehead's ethics report for the public good. He should be as radioactive as he looks.

Yep

Pro -tip

Thanks, Flav!

Hi new followers. I'm old enough to remember (and like) Throwback Thursdays, so here's mine (no, my genes didn't even try and yes, the cat is still very sus of him)

I love everything about this. Bravo, The Onion.

The Chappel Roan....GONDOR CALLS FOR AID!

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A lot of accounts asking for followers but we follow back everyone who asks no matter how long it takes us! RT and drop a heart if we still need to get you! 💙

Has Black Twitter made it over here yet?

We're going to take over this place the same way we took over threads: by building up all of you First, hit the like button, reply with #NoDemUnder1k, and most importantly, hit the REPOST button. Then follow each other back. The easiest way to do so is to follow everyone who reposts. Here's how:

I've been here for about an hour and haven't been called a racial slur. It's nice.