Ms. Eldritch

am i "celebrating" anyone's death?? no, not just anyone. i have list

grim reaper finally locked the fuck in. he's standing in front of that claw machine with a roll of quarters and an agenda

NEW VIDEO: the donnie darko sequel—s. darko—set math on fire www.youtube.com/watch?v=1isA...

Outfit for a pirate burlesque last night!

It looks like getting hit with the age verification the other day through Bluesky was maaaaybe a glitch? But also Texas has legislation for it too.

they want you to believe that elon musk "earned" one trillion dollars, but poor people "stole" food stamps

This was a nice notification. Taking better care of my body is paying off. 😌

For example, I posted a selfie on one of the other platforms and of course everyone is being normal about it. 🥴

Aww, I like this.

Don't lose your head 🌈✨

Me: I’m feeling good, feeling decently recharged. Also me: *looks at waiting messages* Absolutely not.

I will take my sleep being disrupted every time even if it’s nothing over missing something important when it happens. A bunch of little girls died last year at Camp Mystic because people were neglectful and not properly prepared to deal with flooding. A little loss of sleep won’t hurt.

Several emergency alerts went off last night on people’s phones due to flash flooding warnings. And now lots of people are complaining about it. It can be that you’re slightly annoyed about the loss of sleep AND—the important part is “AND”!—be grateful that alert system exists.

Despite it being June in Texas, yesterday was my first day in the pool all season. I made a Sauvignon Blanc fruit smoothie (wine, peaches, mango, and honey) that turned out delicious and had the best company. 😎

Ope. 👀

I have two very different dynamics with my two partners: One of them gives me head scritches and caresses my skin until I fall asleep in his arms, and the other *I* give gentle leg and foot rubs until they’re sleeping like a kitten. My life is pure magic.

Oh no, Oliver Tree died. 😔

Between walking a decent amount at work and taking up spinning with my stationary bike, I’ve been feeling incredibly good in my own body lately.

There’s a reason they’re targeting libraries. They don’t want you educated. They don’t want you to have a nuanced view of history. Or to read novels that will give you empathy. Or to know about inspiring women, Black or LGBTQ people. They want you intellectually small and easy to manipulate.

Yes true. 🙂‍↕️

the way these dudes talk about tools that have been around for less time than the last batman movie should be studied by addiction researchers

Fight forever, Guardian.

I inhaled “Yesteryear” in two days and loved it. It’s about a tradwife that gets transported back in time to actually have to live the life she’s selling to other people and it’s delicious and biting.

we don't have a masculinity crisis. we have a patriarchy crisis. patriarchy creates and sustains male unhappiness with its dogmatic, toxic, rigid definition of masculinity which says the worst and most undesirable thing a human can be is female which is how we get insults like "Low-T Talarico"

The BEST company ❤️❤️❤️

the internet has the magical radicalizing potential to reveal to people that Sex Stuff is actually Normal Stuff and that it isn't actually weird for it to share a space with Other Stuff. rich freaks have been scrambling to retube this toothpaste for decades and must not be allowed to succeed

So happy. 🤩

Polyamory means my Tuesday night was playing Magic with my ex-girlfriend, her ex-boyfriend (who I sometimes kiss but won’t date), and someone else I went on two dates with.

Let’s see if it the Bluesky gods are nice to me or if they’re gonna blur this selfie. 🤭

I decided that taking care of myself was more important than the risk of disappointing people by not going to a party last night. Instead slept in and am now eating mochi pancakes to start the extra day off. I’m proud of myself.

I’m devastated to report that even some basic working out (long walks, indoor cycling, taking the stairs) is helping my stress levels.

Polyamory just means TWO boyfriends checking to see if you ate lunch and gently encouraging you to keep good boundaries with work deadlines. 🫣

A reminder for myself for this week: I don’t have to interrogate and eliminate every bad feeling (emotion or body). I can just let it exist.

My partner is allergic otherwise I might not have narrowly dodged the cat distribution system.

I saw this cute baby today and now my Saturday is perfect.

I just read this book and it was SO devastatingly good. It has a knight protecting her queen, a time loop, and a pathetic (affectionate) scholar that’s fallen in love. Alix E. Harrow has become an auto-buy author for me.

Some of the little ways I know he loves me: he will visit me in Texas in July during a heat ridge(!), and he checks his in-game outfits when we play Diablo together because he wants to look cute for me. 🥹

Capitalism lives in the eternal "now". It doesn't want you to know about history, it doesn't want you to know art has existed for tens of thousands of years, it wants you slavering for whatever's coming NEXT, whatever's HOT and NEW, and ignoring everything else. You do not have to do this.

Crying during my Severance rewatch and maybe I’m burnt out and maybe I just need to push myself harder and maybe that’s not the point and 😭