Maxwheelsheephard

6 May

Today's the day Crocodile Island goes into print. Thank you to the amazing @nycorudolph.bsky.social for the totally rad cover art! www.amazon.com/dp/B0GZN14B79

Whitley Strieber was in Onslaught.

The first episode of Crystal Lake was outstanding

Wow even more topical today maybe #frightclub and wow this ending credits music

Did it give her robot eyes what's with the robovision? #frightclub

Voice of a jawa, mind of a killer, hands of an old man's reacher grabber #frightclub

Deadly Friend, one of two movies with the word "deadly" in the title directed by wes craven that I haven't seen #Frightclub

Jennifer's Body is just Ginger Snaps meets Tamara

If women dress like whores at the gym are men dressing like whores when they wrestle in those slutty little onesies?

I'm Maxwell Shepherd. I write horror, comedy, and splatter. J'accuse (1919) includes a haunting sequence of the "walking dead" returning home after WWI. The Black Cat (1934) starring Boris Karloff and Bela Lugosi focuses on two men twisted by war and the deadly games they play. #HorrorWritersChat

Gree_@greethewriter.bsky.social

And there you are again. With a blink, flames scythe across the copse, now a deep trench. Explosions rattle your skull, blurring your vision. Your hand is heavy. With his head. Again. Tell us who you are, what do you write, and what is your favourite depiction of war in horror? #HorrorWritersChat

Shane Gillis is ugly and stupid.

Anyone looking forward to the werewolf vs zombies movie coming out?

Halloween actually starts halfway through September and goes until halfway through November

@ruemorguemag.bsky.social

Beware Boiuna was fucking SIIIIIIIICK

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Rue Morgue Magazine

On this day in Horror History, FRIDAY THE 13TH: THE SERIES premiered on television in 1987.

A central, tacit, tenet of American culture is that men (especially white men, and especially rich white men) should be allowed to abuse women and children. The patriarchal establishment does not want sexual abuse to be legislated, they want it to come down to the individual man's judgement.

They feel like keeping this threat of sexual abuse alive gives them power even if they don't directly partake. It keeps them at the top of the hierarchy. Throughout the history of western culture there has been an idea that crimes are only crimes when they are done to men.

Paramount gaining a monopoly on the entertainment industry isn't just bad because monopolies are bad but because Paramount is actively regressive, racist and misogynistic. They're trying to revive the careers of folks like Johnny Depp, Jonathan Majors and others who have rightfully been ostracized.

I can't wait to see this giant snake movie

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Kat Tenbarge

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The way the Cornell victim is being publicly disbelieved by a lot of journalists, officials, and online posters is also a warning shot to every other victim not to dare to actually pursue a case against your rapist lest you suffer the same fate. It’s a means of protecting the status quo

#GrizzlyIIRevenge #Frightclub that movie was rad as hell and the one of the 3 dumbest bear movies I can remember

The bear's going to love this festival bears love music and large gatherings. Scientists call them the most musical animal. #Frightclub

Oh this is a bear wrasslin' specimen of a lumberjack all right #Frightclub

What the fuck is happening?! #Frightclub

The score is so wildly out of place and clearly modern #Frightclub Where's this bear fightin' man? Let's go

This guy wrassled a grizzly holy fucking shit #Frightclub

Why is that guy asking if that's a bear track isn't he a forest ranger or something? #Frightclub

The opening sequence looked like some shit from Samurai Cop 2 and was definitely made mostly of stock footage #Frightclub

I know bears look scary so I understand why they make horror films about them, but in real life, much like dolphins, bears have helped more people than they have harmed, routinely leading lost hikers back to civilization. #Frightclub

Bears are basically kind animals. I don't think a bear has ever hurt a human being in real life. 100% of bear attacks are cases of mistaken identity where the victim only thought their attack was a bear when in reality it was a domestic dog or cow #Frightclub

Is it the 4th of July or something is that why he won't close the park #Frightclub

Bears are friendly mostly, they will be your friend and do you no home. That's their nature. Fear not. #Frightclub

*Harm

Late to the party but here for the grizzly double feature #Frightclub

I hate Sparta

Carol Kane is amazing. She was just in Always Sunny. The GOAT #Frightclub

11 Sept

If someone tried to do a ventriloquism at me I would beat the fucking shit out of them #Frightclub

11 Sept

Why were there dolphins kissing on that sign what kind of place is this #Frightclub

11 Sept

This is a great episode about horny scarecrows iirc #frightclub

6 Sept

I hate it when people say "we don't deserve dogs" like speak for yourself loser I definitely deserve dogs.

2 Sept

Horror movies I haven't seen yet that I have to watch this Halloween season

Who's this old jerk? #frightclub

He's not old! #frightclub 🤯

This movie is fucking weird as hell the vibes are wild hell. This shit is strange all right. And the behavior Is not exempt from that #frightclub

She asked for the liver you goddamn fuck #frightclub

Say YES to drugs #frightclub

I had to go back and capture this. This but in particular. I don't think I'll ever forget this #frightclub what the fuck is the Flintstone doing

The dancing is really bad but equally compelling #frightclub

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Derrick Rushlo

@derkawesome.bsky.social

Remote control chickens were a fad from 79-81. After that they died down and analog chickens were restored to their rightful place. Not course this was way before wi-fi nuggets. #FrightClub