Ms Ironic Last Name

Not going to make an intro, feel free to fill in the gaps of your mental picture of me with your imagination.

trying to figure out how I can verify adults read a book in case I decide to launch a new all ages version of the pizza for reading program we had as kids so we start reading again.

why do I get increasingly tired until like 8:30, and then after 8:30 I just start to gradually become less and less tired

I just want to open an arcade and have an apartment above it so I can play pinball anytime I want and justify owning all my favorite cabinets.

that feeling when you're rewatching a show with someone that hasn't seen it and every other scene you're fighting to hold back tears because you know what happens to a character at the end and don't wanna spoil

why did no one tell me too much fiber can cause constipation? I always thought it was the opposite problem.

just finished a playthrough of the saboteur, it's a pretty good game considering its age. unfortunately a lot of it's mechanics have kinda been overplayed in modern games, but another game with a similar setting but red faction guerilla mechanics would be cool.

the world doesn't deserve the scary godmother, but we need her more than ever

is it burnout or is it depression

had to wait in a room for an hour, but none of the chairs were wide enough for me to actually sit in. I spent the entire hour basically doing a wall sit on the edge of a chair. my quads are killing me. people that furnish public buildings: please always have at least a few chairs with no armrests.

some meal prepping, trying to start saving more money so am trying to make my meals in bulk. Chicken Marsala with mashed potatoes for me and buttered noodles for my nesting partner

how do I ignore the phantom hunger of emotions and boredom when I know I don't actually need to eat

This whole topic has me remembering a horrible thought experiment I had to do in high school. It's where my mind goes whenever the "No Matter Who" argument gets brought up, because my actions in the moment still frighten me. 🧵

fucking wild everytime I get campaign spam mail on my porch saying people like me are causing the downfall society and such and such candidate wants to put an end to it. like damn, thanks for letting me know who not to vote for I guess?

ok, Heart Eyes is great. nice slasher romcom.

so sad when a torrent gets stopped at 99.9% with 15 peers. we're all just sitting here waiting for someone to finish that last 0.1%

M E A N W H I L E

other than the weirdly inserted HP references which I'm pretty sure WB paid to have there to promote the new show, I've been enjoying the new scrubs

s6x, a prequel of se7en

so a while ago I mentioned one of my cards was unusable because every single one of my purchases was being marked as fraud. so good news, I'm actually able to use it now, bad news, I still get like 3 "suspicious activity" alerts every time I use it.

I know a lot of it is just because I'm older now, but I do also feel like we've just in general started making less of an event of Halloween. I think a lot of it is that without cable we no longer have spooky month bumpers and specials. what are some of your nostalgic Halloween watches?

I remember when the smart design philosophy was to make functionality take as few clicks as possible. these days it seems companies are doing the opposite. they're in a race to cram as many extra screens as possible between your current page and the place you want to go.

I think something may have been off at the factory

it's really so sad how much people eat this stuff up, that's a big part of why this dystopia just keeps spiraling

why do major tortilla brands like hide the size of the tortilla on the package. it's always the smallest word tucked into the corner. it's fine where you're shopping in person, but when shopping online the packaging all looks the same and you never know which one is which without being a detective

got a high score on stranger things pinball at the local arcade. it's not an amazing score,more people need to play here. blocked out initials for privacy, just gotta trust it's me lol

blueberry hot sauce is great on walnut chicken

why do microwave makers make the way the spinning tray connects to the motor so difficult to line up?

y'all, who's seen wolfstory? its honestly plucked right out of time and it's so great lol

coyote vs acme is a fun movie

Why do we need to disclose that we are trans if they can always tell?

The feeling of questioning whether or not something is AI as part of its destruction of all visual art

linguine alfredo everything bagel

well not getting that out with a nudge

just getting around to watching the clone high 2023 reboot and it's kinda making me miss the days where I was watching radio free rosco, south of nowhere, and degrassi as they were coming out.

what's the point of giving different people in the same group order different deals door dash? if the person paying for the order doesn't have the same deals it just leads to confusion.

you can't tell me what to do

fuck, like... I dunno. Do I like *have to*? couldn't we all just chill instead? why does everything have to be such a hassle.

Jesus fucking christ the way capitalism can’t help but lead to a small number of psychotic individuals being involved in every aspect of society

I keep falling into nostalgia because it's hard to find a future worth watching.

how do people chew a single piece of gum at a time? it always feels too small in my mouth. I need at least 2 pieces, 3 is preferred.

I haven't played a Pokemon game since Pearl, and haven't really watched the anime since johto, yet for some reason my algorithms are like 80% Pokemon videos at the moment. I'm not really complaining, just really weird thing to be a random spike. maybe it's because of everyone playing batomon.

slop accounts keep following me and I have to keep banning them. I'd ask what they're thinking, but obviously there's no brain involved.

I'm afraid to know what kind of person is looking for ultra high quality 10GB versions of cartoons that originally aired at standard definition and are just flat colors