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Paid $64.28 to fill up my car, thanks Obama

@mapquest.com Route alternatives should have times per route and please add voice search. But thanks for resisting Trump

Puck knows the difference between auto start/stop and push button start

If Rudy Giuliani acts as LeBron's realtor, then LeBron is moving into the Ridge Carlton in Roxborough

#sitbalogun

If Trump is going to investigate all of his rape victims he is going to need to hire way more FBI agents.

If I'm riding shotgun on Artemis it would be perfect timing to say "Are we there yet? I have to pee!!!"

Donald Trump, fuck you

Impeach today. Impeach tomorrow. Impeach the day after that.

Defund the US government

@bsky.app Put the damn video back up

I'm starting to believe that our president is a pedophile that raped young girls in addition to raping numerous adult women

@derekbodner.bsky.social Embiid, McCain and all of the picks for Giannis Trade seems reasonable, add VJ if needed. Who else can beat it? Thunder can beat the offer but won't. Spurs can beat it and should beat it.

Never forget Keith Pompey’s alarms

Never lost power for more than 10 minutes under Biden, projected to be 75 hours under Trump

Just like all great events in history, I witnessed a SGA pull up. #richardjeffersonistheworst

I thought of 2 new categories for senior awards. Most and Least Likely to be an ICE agent

I'm beginnig to think that maybe we shouldn't have SS officers yanking minorities off the street before shipping them off to a concentration camp.

@malcolmkenyatta.bsky.social Please do what you can to impeach Trump today

Cooper Flagg is in a wheel chair. Sixers are winning the lottery!!!!!

Hey @cnn, how about you do some reporting on how demanding mineral rights from Ukraine in order to get our protection is kind of a big thing? I mean, break out the breaking news incon when we threaten war upon another country

Buffy actresses dying and slack being down, head exploding @jivedonut.bsky.social @eggcationczar.bsky.social @harvey-birdman.bsky.social @reestuart.bsky.social

Can somebody get @robdelaney.bsky.social to start using Bluesky?

Just finished my child abuse clearances for volunteering with kids. Thanks to Saint Elon, that won't need to be done in the future.

@inquirer.com How about a little less on plane crashes and more on the Trump coup. The NYT, WSJ, WAPO and LATimes have all stepped aside as Trump vassals. Step into the breach and report on what really matters the end of the United States as we know it.

Need a pick me up, going to watch Valkyrie tonight

SMU heading to Happy Valley. Hookers please be safe if you come across Craig James

Nice knockers at our hotel

Just dead inside.

@washingtonpost.com Run the Harris endorsement or I unsubscribe.

Finally quit twitter today

Sick and tired of all the commentary saying Pete Rose had a complicated legacy. He was a POS, say it. We are allowed to say that horrible people are horrible #trump

I am unsure of where I stand on eating pets. On one hand, cocker spaniels are delicious. On the other hand, there has to be some negative

How was Godzilla Minus One not up for Best Picture, Best International Feature Film, Best Director and Supporting Actress?

Need a haters guide ruling on Yale vs Auburn. Yale is capitalism, Dubya, the Clintons, and prep school assholes. Auburn is Trumpers, the $EC and Trumpers @drewmagary.bsky.social

Amy Coney Barret is now concerned that Colorado's factual findings are clear. She had no such problem with Masterpiece cake case when she accepted lies

Want to get me some of those Cheese Mo’z @davidjroth.bsky.social

Blue sky day on bluesky

More people die watching MeTV than every other station combined.

You only do two days as a fan of James Harden's team. The day he forces his way in and the day he forces his way out.

It would be way less stressful to not like baseball

I've got 5 Bluesky codes, let me know if you want one.

Starting a GoFundMe for a pair of these, $625 www.goldengoose.com/us/en/women-...

Pretty busy day today, but at least I don't have to turn myself in at the Fulton County Courthouse for doing a coup.

Dumbass at the office has water in a reusable bottle, but drinking from a solo cup

Either going to win or lose tonight, only two options. That makes it 50/50 right?