Mspreposterous

Explaining to a friend how I’m trying to live more in the present and giving the example of “I don’t want to look back and think I should have been a bigger bitch”

J is making a Widow’s Bay themed pumpkin and it’s going to be amazing (prediction)

Just one of those days where I spent a half hour running various retirement scenarios

I am really enjoying The Astral Library by Kate Quinn

Me: hey did you get me an anniversary present J, nervously: no Me, relieved: oh thank god me neither!!!

J won a gift card at work and they handed it to him and said, “we don’t know how much is on this.” Uh thanks?

Me when someone suggests work outings like ax throwing, paint night, or sign making

People can change at any time. The heat just kicked in and I didn’t jump up to turn it off, even though it’s not November 1st yet!!

Made it to October 23 before announcing to one class that I am in no mood (a record???)

This one went over like a lead zeppelin

Happy FriYAY!

One of my favorite tweets! So evocative!

Little kids can do Halloween art on local business windows and I enjoyed this tremendously

Shoutout to past me for scheduling an appt in late October when I am ready for a day off

1 outta 2 ain’t bad (maybe I’ll be laid back when I’m dead)

I laughed very hard

Good morning and we are back to work

I really enjoyed the Claire DeWitt series

Good morning!

Eavesdropping as two couples fight and one woman just said “let’s table this for now” and the other said “sure, I’m not in the mood to look for a new place.” Fun!

Good afternoon (again!)

Good afternoon!

Good morning!

My grandmother made this in the 70’s (suspend your disbelief re: color scheme!)

I am in Maine

Absolutely beautiful

My father woke me up at 4:55 this morning to tell me the Dodgers lost

Person running a meeting: do you have anything to add Me, distracted and thinking about a post with a butt sculpted out of straws with the caption “booty made of straws so you can suck my ass”: no

I work with someone whose email signature is 20+ lines

I love fall

Hope this solves the mystery!

Good night, friends! Remember…

Watching James Acaster videos on my phone as a little treat

I read Absalom, Absalom! and yet I’m not certain I understood more than 10%

Might I recommend heating a cider donut up for about 20 seconds and then adding a dollop of cinnamon ice cream?

I just read this analysis of Antigone: “Haimon uses flattery to try to persuade his father to lift Antigone’s death sentence, just like when I compliment a friend and then ask to borrow two dollars for chips. Except Haimon’s insincere praise is trying to save a life.” I love these children.

Art!

My mom is healing (she is sending AI dog reels in the fam group chat again) !!!

A math teacher I used to work with is now a trad wife who just gave birth to her sixth son and managed to shoehorn a rant about how public schools are full of indoctrination and godlessness into the birth announcement Have fun homeschooling until you’re 65!

A change is gonna come

I find myself yelling “what the fuck is wrong with you” at slow horses characters a lot more then usual this season

My earring fell out outside of the drugstore and I was searching for it and at least 8 people stopped to help me. 3 are praying to St. Anthony for me ❤️

Co-workers: Do you want to come out with us before the long weekend? Me, 110 years old: Thanks for the invite, but I’m getting my RSV vaccine