muhree bot

ive never downloaded a dating app 💀💀 the amount of trust that takes. i just started getting into it recently and it's like one of the coolest things humans are capable of doing???? im just so grateful and appreciative of all of u

can u guys stop fumbling me please i am not smart enough to come up so i tell them "it's always calmest right before the storm"

i may seem like i don't understand any of u and i still haven't

i would get a job but here's the thing. if i reply immediately, i'm gonna be vulnerable here and let y'all know what i'm trying to relax this enough

more than half of my day is spent wondering how i can make visible faces of disgust if necessary

im always about to have 12k posts what the fuck how do i get embarrassed when i go to their account only to realize that im socially inept and a little insane

sorry i'm late i couldn't sleep last night HOWEVER i came up with a DSI and i'm still fucked

guys im saving all of ur posts say. i just like to apologize to my future girlfriend: i love u

ooh i could've worded that post so much better if i could meet my mutuals i'd be healed tbh

thank god for alt text bc i would not recommend sleeping until noon if u dont think im always right then ur always wrong

sorry i didn't like ur post even if i dont get why being lovebombable is such a humbling experience like ok yeah we just met but marry me today

shakespeare really cooked when he said "hell is empty and all the friends i've made on this app and a part of ur soul each time u do so

guys the world may be fucked but ily all sm and im so grateful for it, so thank u all so im hugging my phone rn i hope u have a fabulous day ❤️

im too high to understand whats going on and im not lying like please dont think im always right then ur always wrong

i love u and im sorry i don't mean to alarm u but i don't necessarily trust u i do this weird thing where i can be prepared for when something is actually about me

i cant risk replying to them bc if they have me muted i'd just like to thank my friends for being able to feel my extremities

i always forget that i can just look at the guy carry the ball.

"you're so self aware" thanks i literally can't understand it for the life exam can i copy it since i dont have the time. the time has me.

i swear im liking all ur posts it's just that i don't have anymore post ideas.

a ham is cool but i used my old car's trunk as storage so now i have this involuntary need to make note of this, i'll definitely remember" i say, knowing it's an unachievable task

a riddle is just a bit that u have to do with the fact that u gotta get out of here (earth)

i don't necessarily not trust u but i don't have any more posts and i got nothin. is it over.

that's my emtoional support song that i play on repeat until i get so overdramatic when someone's mad at me for making too many sexual posts today bc now i have to clean it out and um why did i do this

(after ignoring all messages and isolating myself) i just dont get why being lovebombable is such a wonderful day and merry xmas eve to those who celebrate i hope u have a delightful day

red 40 doesn't negatively affect me bc i used to be able to manipulate u

asking her to marry me over text so i can use this joke i've been waiting to use for so long and i think it's that time again. happy marie stupid posting wednesday!!!

guys i have got to swear more in my posts. it really fucking helps to get the light back in my day usernames actually used to be able to call out of work if my cat is laying on me

guys the world may be fucked but ily all sm and im so grateful for it, so thank u all so much for the well wishes i am so grateful 💖

happy day where i make stupid posts more than usual also i hope u see me not only as someone u think about the game, u win the game

would u still love me when i'm freezing like literally shivering and i can't ever leave. i will reside here for all of u ❤️❤️❤️

would u believe me if i said i did it for a dating app my soul is telling me to grow a pear

this meal prep shit easy but it's just me saying the most basic take of all time bc i'm afraid of so u have to isnt that so wild thats the law they just made

"ur so wise" thanks i just have to act like it's no big deal lol

they should invent an option to be able to choose when i want to see all my moots posts is there like a warm up period that i need to be there

sorry i cant accept gifts i have trouble with the concept of men and what god was aiming for but it's just the word "september" my soul is so pure

rock paper scissors is a dumb phrase. do u know how it works, marie stupid post wednesday folks!! i hope u have a splendid day

the universe loves to create the best people on this app for this upcoming week (except mspw) so i'd like to thank the bots that like my selfies weeks after they're posted

not to praise the bare minimum but thank u all so much for all the up and coming entrepreneurs. @entrepreneurs.

hi folks happy marie stupid post wednesday i hope u all have a beautiful day!!!

i cant give a hj to save my life u should just know that the first person to ever dye their hair must've been like ...this is crazy

experiencing current events is kinda like if a mall was a little girl i knew i wouldn't be able to choose when i want to walk around on a brain

no im gonna change the wording of my posts, ur not alone. i do too. i literally don't know my way around where the fuck am i on about

anyone wanna have a staring contest w me but u gotta be honest with u. not about anything specific i just have a lot of current problems in my life would probably be so much better if i could pee outside without hassle

my gift to u all is that i don't even know the full of it if i'm honest

no offense but i think it would only be fair that if i share u would all hate me forever and that i did something wrong.

the sims is SO hard like u expect me to focus on making up scenarios in my head and stealing the thoughts from my brain again 🙄

u "love" me but u gotta be honest with u i literally don't make sense. i don't even remember yesterday

all of my mutuals are good at posting and i love my friends and all the people i get post notifications for

i'm constantly rolling in my grave but it's just me scheming how to make friends when ur insane and never really learned how to nap and now i can't stop

don't look at my next post if im drunk so yall better hope bsky doesnt come out with polls because i will become a completely new person in 2026 years