Murdock

Vape me Vape me, my friend

Hey James. Byeee!!

“No further questions!” “Why!?”

The only one I ever walked out on was Cadillac Man. At 20 years old I didn’t even know what a good film was but I knew that wasn’t.

Claude Beer

AIPAC with tears in their eyes…

Commerce on a beautiful day…

Me: Yeah, I had a couple eggs with some strawberries. What did you have for breakfast? Cynthia Rose: Starfish and coffee, maple syrup and jam, a butterscotch cloud, tangerine and a side order of ham. Me: Right on dude. Sounds delish.

Those hot dogs and hamburgers on your grill today represent our fallen soldiers. Don’t overcook them. And take off your damn hat!

Saw Aliens in 35mm. Serious hat tip to HR Giger. I got emotional seeing some of the set design on the big screen.

I got it bad, got it bad, got it bad. I crapped my t-shirt.

Tired: straight edge Wired:

My parents are boomers. Born in the wake of their government vaporizing a couple hundred thousand people. I’m the second generation of just bombing people. It’s become so normalized. It’s a sickness.

Leaning over blocking the defense table microphone and whispering to my client “monster mash is a song about fucking.”

Guy on Diners, Drive ins and Dives said “I can’t stop eating it!” Well, of course you can sir. You’ll be too full or it will be gone eventually.

Like most people I’m quite sure my mental illness is quirky and endearing and I’m wrong.

Just donated! If you have some money to spare please consider doing likewise? If not, just spread the word. Thank you!

We don’t have to change the number. 2025 is so clean and simple. No more new years. It’s over.

Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and DESSERT JUICE

Holly AND jolly? In this economy?

The only thing on the same level as claiming that Gawd carried you to victory is this. So if there’s a gawd I guess you’re sure that they don’t care? Both sides of this coin are equally worthless.

The only thing drier than this colonialist dinner is her fascist pussy.

As a Colts fan I’m disappointed but I’m also happy for Steelers fans that the are struggling today with their inability to EBT a shitty sandwich with French fries on it. #Colts #Steelers

Crazy, I sure saw Maxx Crosby dancing and gesticulating a lot early in this game. Where’d he go? I don’t see him anymore. #Colts

Time is a flat Urkel.

I’m watching the Cocks vs. Hokies football game and on the bottom line I see the Cubs signed Carlos Santana. Why?! As a Reds fan go off I guess.

A restaurant chain that nobody really cares about does something and now everybody has an opinion. Just make sure that you spell their name right.

Living in a world where AI makes you question what you see. People choose their own reality and dismiss facts that don’t comport with their worldview. All led by nihilists and narcissists that don’t believe in anything beyond the moment in which they exist. Reality is going out of phase.

Gotta ask the folks that are saying “don’t feel like I can celebrate the 4th this year”- are you implying that you were okay with all the actions of this criminal enterprise for the previous 249 years?

Chad Peach Sandwich to all my Jewelers out there today on Pause over today.

If they want to threaten states with cutting off fed funds I would hope those of us on the left coast would point out that we have a lot of important ports that we could close off to the rest of the country.

In the current political context, I find myself thinking about the video of Gaddafi at the end. It’s comforting somehow. Not sure why!

Jimmy Butler and Draymond on the same team is either so crazy it might work or so crazy it burns down.

Hanging out with Doug Fir. #GoPacers

“Hey you rubes! Don’t neglect to lube your tubes!” - a message brought to you by the National Schmaltz Association.

Me and my 50 something bros walk into the Senate “Who are these whipper snappers?!”

Hey man, I’m totally on board with this! Just one thing- please explain as clearly as possible what makes anyone a good billionaire.

Stayed home from work sick today. Running a fever. DEI strikes again.

He just wants so bad to be the ultimate online troll. He did the salute as the human embodiment of an account in your comments saying “Triggered much?”

So glad to see the folks I loved following on twitter here and getting that experience again. Not as glad to see so many of them bitching about their replies. Ya could just ignore that shit?

Y’all think you’re real calendar fans, only celebrating its function once a year. Where were you when we were doing Happy New March?

Worst thing in recent football history is the Eagles making grown men say “tush” repeatedly on my television.