Murkus

Bought a used brain age that used to belong to a bunch of dumb fucks

asking the price for something feels like a humiliation ritual, like yes can I see this item ope it's double the price I was hoping now I have to hmm okay thank you I'm good

I still don't think I'll get over that there are people who watch vods of my stream, such an honor. I'm just happy people tune in live at all you know?

annoying guy who is describing a normal mechanic they don't like: "this is a flaw of the game"

I'm actually lost when a streamer I like isn't on or I'm caught up on podcasts I watch it's actually a bit embarrassing. It's hard to find new material I love while being able to multitask while it's on

is anyone else fascinated by the smooth spot that forms on controllers where they rest or no

bro sitting on the fred flintsone xxl

I'm my head zero suit Samus is a different character. Like she's not as cool as Samus. I feel nothing when I look at her. Maybe it doesn't help that I haven't played zero mission or wherever it's from

people getting way too comfortable sharing ai memes again. I just don't think it's that funny

Me: can't wait to sleep My brain: what if you learned how to code an app that was like a pda that has features everyone phone already has for no reason with all these dumb features

the hysteria around aspartame is genuinely crazy. most studied substance of all time, but people can't accept that it's more healthy than the sugar in a normal coke

dude people 33 playing video games in 2000 must've been eating SOO good. New games took only a year or 2 to come out, shit progressed so fast. Back then, for me time moved much slower, so now I wait 5 years for something new and it doesn't feel *that* big of a deal

bro is jamming out

bad spell check pisses me off because competent spell checking has existed basically my whole life WHY DO YOU REQUIRE ME TO GOOGLE THE WORD DISCORD JUST UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M TYPING

eggplants seem fake. rubber glossy outside, meanwhile inside is just white. okay bro yeah that's not manufactured

Just realized when trying to edit my streams, I get the same sensation as when I write up a long post and think "no one cares, this is stupid" and delete it. Have to get over this for editing at least because I want to make YouTube videos, and I think people enjoy them despite what my brain tells me

I hate when people complain that there's too many of a type of a game when they are talking about an indie game they just wouldn't played anyway. why the fuck are you mad at an indie dev making any genre of game, they weren't gonna make your next favorite shooter or fifa game, just move on

sorry for all the times I shot at you thinking you were a salmon

how is having a crush on someone you'll never meet not torture

back on my bullshit

shoutouts to saying yes just because you really fw the person asking and you want them to know that you appreciate them but you low key don't want to but maybe it's just because something is wrong with your brain and you still want to be invited to stuff and hate saying no too much

you guys needed this one

I think it's kinda sad the internet can only understand nuance if someone posts an image holding a sign with a hat saying "this is my nuance hat"

sometimes room temp green tea tastes like milk you just have to believe me

I think I'm going to bully more people I don't know who post dumb things on the internet more

I'm live 🕴️

Oohhh it's bons-lie like bonsai but he's lying