Jade

With everything going on these days, it's nice to know our government can join together to *checks notes* declare T. rex the national fossil. 🙄

Your 'bonus moment of doom' for today: "The latest science confirms that we have breached, that we've transgressed seven of the nine planetary boundaries that regulate the health of the entire planet." www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnpE...

I succeeded in spending most of the day offline, only to log on now and see what? He wants to rename New Mexico to New America?? WTF???

I love good wildlife news.

Submitted for your consideration ...

It's that time again when New Mexicans get to play "is that a storm cloud or wildfire smoke?"

I got so anxious and overwhelmed yesterday that I spontaneously picked up a book and started reading just to clear my head.

Hockey sticks? Really?

I watched the final installment of Heartstopper. Asexuality and nonbinariness are well represented, but that show always makes me wonder how different my life would be if I knew that about myself at their age.

I'm all for getting rid of clock changes, but I'd prefer permanent standard time.

Me turning on my phone this morning: "okay, who died today?"

Happy International Non-Binary People’s Day! Thank you for being authentically YOU. 💛🤍🖤💜

Same, Sam. Same.

Democrats when a Republican dies: We tried to work together even though we disagreed. My thoughts are with their family. Republicans when a Democrat dies: Good riddance.

It's not the news I was hoping to wake up to, but I'll take it.

A skunk went off near my house in the middle of the night. I barely slept after that, because my brain kept saying "Bad Smell = Danger = Wake Up."

I had a dream last night that Justice Sotomayor retired 😱 Politics has infiltrated my dreams.

This morning's scotus ruling is a sucky way to end pride month.

Instead of trying to get the common letters first, I rule out the uncommon ones. Not like Q and Z, but like K and P. My starting word is always "cough." If there are no hits, I have two backups that cover the rest of the vowels. I don't use A or E or double letters until I have no choice.

Who could have guessed that Scots taking over US cities is exactly what I needed right now

I miss having a president who can put together a coherent sentence.

The Stanley Cup and the Walter Cup may be over, but beer league is year-round.

You know how a lot of elderly people die after a significant event, like Christmas, or New Year's, or a milestone birthday? ... I'm just going to leave that there.

Finally got rid of Disney+. The price nearly tripled in six years.

I really thought my first injury from being a hockey goalie would be a knee or a groin injury. Instead it's my stick-side elbow.

International Day of Biological Diversity is a reminder: biodiversity isn't a buzzword—it's the foundation of life on Earth. The more we protect it, the more it protects us.

Boston, whyyy? 😞 I guess I'm rooting for Ottawa in the finals. Mostly Philips.

Happy Sir David Attenborough Day to those who celebrate 🎂 💯

Driving a rental car bigger than what you're used to through Boston during rush hour running on only two hours of sleep and a day of travel is... an experience.

Go Boston FLEEEEET! 🏒

I see the Cybertrucks have come out of winter hibernation.

Ooo, I hear the first hummingbirds of the season!

This is one of those things you can never undo.

This is so weird. It's tax day and I'm not doing my taxes last minute. I filed three days early.

Please, YouTube news channels, stop using the terms "bombshell" and "all hell breaks loose." I see them several times every day and honestly I now actively avoid videos that use them.

I filed my taxes today. The state was so easy: I logged in to my account, and it had pre-populated most of the information (address, dependents, etc). It also automatically calculated my tax. There is absolutely no reason that the federal couldn't do the same. Why doesn't it??

What I always think when I see illustrations like this: Physics is AWESOME.

Happy International Asexuality Day! Asexual, often called “ace” for short, refers to a complete or partial lack of sexual attraction or lack of interest in sexual activity with others.

I'm annoyed. I have to go to the city today. My town's protest is when I'm in the city, the city's protest is when I'm home, and the online protest is when I'm driving between the two. 😞

I'm thinking of going to the No Kings protest this weekend, but I still haven't gotten my check for the last one?

If they can approve $200B for a war of choice, why can't they pay TSA?

Sure, go play two hours of hockey and drive an hour home while your muscles seize up because you didn't stretch afterwards. No problem...

I know this is a really small thing to gripe about at the moment, but I really hate it when news articles refer to a woman as a "grandmother." Like 99% of the time the existence of her grandchildren is irrelevant to the story. You can't even gauge someone's age by that label.

You know what I haven't seen in a while? A Cybertruck. 🤔

Ugh, why do I always schedule early appointments on the Monday after daylight saving time starts?

In the midst of all the war coverage, remember: EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN

SLED HOCKEY let's gooooo

Gas jumped $0.60 per gallon today! 😱

He really will burn the whole world down to avoid the consequences of his own actions.