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TIL the weird looking guy from those “charlie kirk” memes was actually a real guy, and he had some pretty effed up opinions

it’s friday, work is done, time to crack a cold one (room temp beach plum lacroix)

did that old bitch croak yet

does america have a new mayor yet?

jimmy kimmel entered my home and fucked my dad

if dem candidates don’t have a section of their platform called “demagafication”, “revenge and retribution” or “excising the cancer from our country” i don’t want to hear shit from you

Perhaps Magyar's most important promise, and the one that certainly resonates with voters: "never again a country without consequences!" The crowd chants: "To prison! To prison!" [with the corrupt officials of the outgoing government]

single dad

consummated? 🤨

trump’s statement goes against the ancient persian concept of “not wanting to be killed”

men sure love telling on themselves don’t they. and his name is “gross man” ? a little on the nose, whoever’s writing this stuff

if a candidate ran on a single issue platform of detonating a suicide vest at the first session of congress they attended they could do numbers

chop the scammer up and feed him to jonathan

i’m having some very productive talks with the new leader of iran

wow they caught the “butcher of iran”

these are just some guys attacking a woman as far as i can see. they don’t have enough tacticool accessories to be ice

hey wasn’t grok supposed to take over ATC duties or something? what happened to that?

norman_rockwell_guy.jpeg i think it’s fine to sow doubt about netanyahu being alive even though the videos are most likely not ai

charlie kirk is trying to send a message of peace from heaven

sheesh, everything’s so political these days. we’re so divided. can’t we put politics aside for a moment and come together in our shared belief that right wing stuff is good?

the democrats’ 2024 internal autopsy report has concluded that the voters were stupid and wrong

one thing is for certain: kamala harris would not have pooped in my pants just now. we’re ready for that apology anytime leftists 😤

sorry to say but acab includes cops

the only reason trump isn’t in there more is he doesn’t email

they should pass a law that the government has to follow laws

when that old man wished that i should live in “stupid as hell” times, i didn’t expect it to end up being a curse!

what is with all these “kamala was right” freaks suddenly popping up

did we ever find out if dilbert was circumcised

there’s not one single woman working for ICE or CBP or whatever is there

i’m not saying to do this, but if hypothetically a person ran on a platform of “open up” the voting records and round up everyone who voted a certain way, they might do really well. there are no rules any more, let’s have fun

we were simply going door-to-door asking for papers! you should be thanking us!!

kamala would have done this in a much more civil way that wouldn’t have interrupted my brunch

i would contact my senator but she’s probably just mad they didn’t use the plan she worked on to overthrow maduro

“i’m getting dementia”

can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot

great example of the new generation of bluesky resist libs

yes they gave me a cystoscopy, it’s something they do once, twice a year i think, very routine. i don’t know what it was for but they told me it was the best urethra they had ever seen, the urologist shook my hand, he was actually in tears

marjorie taylor brown is an all time low. he definitely needs those MRIs to see where the funny went

why the fuck does james bond look totally different now? and no scottish accent? i am done with this franchise

i call him dangerous donald

is there a huge explosion of resist lib style spam accounts here all of a sudden? and is that a good sign or no?

chuck schumer you a ho

mike johnson looks like a little kid wearing his dad’s work clothes

i love ween but they do also have some songs that you could force someone to listen to as a form of aural waterboarding

you don’t have to hand it to them but even the gestapo was like “papers please” and they would look at them and let you go if they were correct

if you’re in the border patrol, you need to go to the border, and then you need to kill yourself

is there gender denying care and where can i get some

the best idea they can come up with is trying and failing to pass a new law that says “you seriously actually have to follow the existing laws”. what a stupid system

hey did scott dilbert adams croak yet or was he just lying for attention about having very painful, advanced cancer?