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Jesus wants to update his command to turn the other cheek. When facing MAGA folk he wants you to show both cheeks, and tell MAGA to kiss them.

Though I am a Yankee fan I am happy for the Tampa Bay Rays. I hope after election day Florida gets to celebrate again.

In 19 fucking days this nightmare is going to end!

On November 4 I will be as exited as my kids were when following Santa's journey on NORAD. I will be watching who gets gifts and who gets lumps of coal. The blue sleigh is going to be awesome!

I believe in God but these last ten years have challenged my faith. This struggle could end when a black service man punches the secretary of war in the mouth. And gets a bronze star. Yeah, that would do it.

We are starting to see the end of MAGA. It is only fitting to think of 101 uses for a dead Republican. Use them as crash dummies, or as scarecrows,---

I feel like Rip Van Winkle: I just woke up and discovered Phish! I'm a fan of Vermont's Grace Potter but stupidly never followed up the advice of the young hike guide at Smuggs resort a decade ago to check out Phish. And now I'm bouncing around the walls.

The Giants should have won the game and then should have lost it. But it wound up a tie😵‍💫

Only 40 followers to 10000! Follow me and I will send you 5000 Flubonia dollars. Expect to receive it in 2048. Flubonia's postal system is notoriously slow.

Christmas or Apocalypse is coming early this November. My lights are already up.

Well, he missed out again🤣 Wherever Trump goes today he should be reminded the Peace Prize goes to someone deserving it. In my head I will hear En vogue's You're Never Gonna Get it. Trump hears it too!

Only 10 1/2 hours to when the fat guy learns he ain't getting the Nobel Peace Prize!

Tomorrow the Nobel Prize for literature will be given. I hope it goes to Thomas Pynchon, a great American writer who influenced countless others. As for Time Magazine's Person of the Year, it should go to Trump. The award does not go to the 'best' person. Hitler, Stalin, and the Ayatollah won too.

Sorry my Yanks lost tonight, but they played sloppy baseball and deserved to lose. If Tampa goes on to knock them out, I'm going to root for the Sox and 'pray' the team wins the WS and gets an invite to the Vatican and tells the White House to fuck off.

The Yankees are out scoring the Red Sox 17-1. As a long time fan of New York, I apologize to Sox fans for this unfortunate turn of events. Nah---😂 Oops, you scored another run.

SNL in one hour. Can't wait!!!

If you could have an all celebrity administration, what would yours be? Here is mine. President--AOC (still a celebrity) Vice President-- Rashida Jones Atty General--Sean Penn Treasury Secretary-- Jay-Zee Secretary of State--Julia Louis Dreyfus Health and Human Services Secretary-- Mark Ruffalo

To all blues lovers, if you haven't already, listen to Morgan Freeman's Symphonic Blues. And play it loud.

Check out this video, "youtube abbott and costello one banana" Trump's economic policy explained

To my Canadian friends, what do you recommend I read to get a clear sense of your history. I am looking for something along the lines of Robert Tombs The English. Both the Cambridge and Penguin books seem interesting. Any suggestions?

Winning the senate can begin the process of digging deep into the corruption of 47. But what is overlooked is that there is no time limit on filling a potential vacancy on the supreme court. So Alito or Uncle Tom can not retire before 28. 47 will not get confirmation on any one he selects.

That article suggests Greenland authorities will cave to avoid a wider conflict but appeasement never satisfies a dictator.

Just finished Relay, an outstanding thriller on Netflix about a whistleblower and corporate greed. Perfect for these times.

Thought for the day: The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.🐭

My first generation Echo came down with artificial aphasia so I replaced it with a Dot. I programmed it to remind me each morning how many days to the midterms, how many days to my birthday. I also wanted Alexa to say And Donald Trump is still an asshole. But she said she couldn't. Not yet anyway.

Last night's wins for Dems is great news, but even greater news (for me) is learning that Lin-Manuel Miranda is working on The Warriors. And changing the gang from male to female. Miranda will give this idea the poetic justice it deserves.

nationaltoday.com/race-unity-d... June 14 is Race Unity Day. I forget what morons will be celebrating this day. Probably something stupid.

The fat guy is coming to my neighborhood to save Mike Lawler. Too fucking late for that. Lawler is toast. He could have said no to the big ugly bill but didnt. And we won't forget 😡

What I and my contemporaries learned in school: Veni, Vidi, Vici School post-Trump: Bipiti, Bobiti, Boobiti

All of the ugly additions Trump built during his presidency should be torn down, replaced when he leaves office. And the cost for this? Take it directly from the money he stole during his term. Simple law of physics.

Remember when that jerkoff was wondering what one had to do to get into Heaven? It is pretty easy for us: Get on his enemies list.p

The lunatic is in the air again telling everybody his presidency is the greatest ever. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The philosopher Isaiah Berlin published a famous book in the 50's that divided writers and thinkers into either hedgehogs or foxes. Foxes knew many things but hedgehogs knew one big thing. My curiosity led me to study history and literature so I am a fox. What are you?

share.google/8O7jEkA2q0BY... Watching any press conference presented by these lunatics goes down easier if you imagine you are watching an episode of Mystery Theater 300 with Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot

Secretary of Nonsense is dumping on the press. Again. Using Jesus. And toxic masculinity. 😝

www.cbsnews.com/news/woman-i... The face of Iran's rebellion will be this young woman. Maybe Pope Leo can intercede before this happens. Because you know the schmuck diplomats cant light a fire in a furnace.

Some baffled and troubled Catholics who voted for Trump probably think he needs an exorcism. But this wont work: HE is the demon. And the voters are the exorcists.

www.mediaite.com/media/news/t... Levin is a shill for Israel's worse angels. While the Iran conflict almost went nuclear, he still praises our insane leader. He hides his petty ego inside the bubble of antisemitism where he can condemn real American courage that hates the current Israeli government.

www.theamericanconservative.com/yes-trump-mi... The American Conservative believes this could happen

Tonight there will be more Americans glued to their TV than who watched the moon landing in 69.

The 3 weird sisters, Boebert, Mace, and MTG, have some words: Double, double, toil and trouble, Iran burns and MAGA crumbles. In the cauldron bake fillet of Miller. Add a rhino and a demented ICE killer. Cool it with a speaker's white hood. Then the charm is firm and good.

We should check who made a $$$ killing when Trump announced he had a good talk with Iran. The market shot up and gas fell. Iran said it didn't have such a talk. 😡

The Supreme Leader is dead! The Supreme Leader is Dead! Wait. Oh,---that leader. Never mind.

Now we know why Trump attacked Venezuela: He wanted to strike Iran and have access to oil when Iran closed the Strait of Hormuz.