Nabbit; Courier Service

Didn't realise there was a pride-flag, however Nabbit does indeed say Gay-rights🏳️‍🌈, Trans-rights 🏳️‍⚧️ and everything in-between rights 🥳

Good news! From now on, your deliveries are projected to arrive 45% faster!! I will achieve this by cutting all breaks in every company vehicle. If employees cant break they will never slow down and your mail will be moving without any downtime!

Had your package stolen? Too bad! Insurance doesn't cover ot so we can't really do anything ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ Have a good day! ✌️ -N

Which one of you sick fucks DoorDashed a Burger to MooMoos house, she was very mad

Monday

The lengths I go to, just to run my courier service properly...

GETTING bullied!? YOU'RE literally trying to RUN ME OVER with your stupid dolphin BIKE!!!

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Luigi forgot his wallet at home and now hes begging me for a quarter so he can get some soda.

I've gotten so many new delivery contracts over the weekend because people are ordering AC units and ventilators. Im trying to get through them all, but honestly the paperwork is killing me. Next time, can some of you guys plan ahead and order that stuff before it becomes a problem?

Blasphemy. I'm trying to make a living just like everyone else, just because I do it by different means than the average toad, I get criticized. Besides, I've been trying to set up my courier service to build a more "traditional" career, but people like you make it an unattractive endeavour

How do I get the nabbit sticker in mariokart world? Ive seen people with the courier nabbit logo, but I have no clue where in this huge world to get it, any ideas? Kind of ironic how I cant get my hands on merchandise from my own courier service :')

While I'm bot directly working under Bowser's rule, we have good business relationships and wish to upkeep it. Where do you think he got all the powerups for himself and his goons?

On the radio they said there was one guy going the wrong way down the interstate but they LIED!! THERE ARE HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE GOING THE WRONG WAY!!

So they're starting another World war, huh...?

Hate these fuckers, let me steal a few mushrooms in peace, nobody was gonna use em anyway. Ya can't catch me dipshits, get lost! #ACAB #FuckTheBoysInBlue

I'm glad you were finally enlightened. You and me my friend, we will ride into the sunset

I said "toxic yaoi" once and immediately gained a follower, this social media shit is easy as hell!

When you cant even say, my name. Has the memory gone, are you feeling numb? Go on call, my name. I can't play this game so I ask again. Will you say, my name? Has the memory gone, are you feeling numb? Or have I become invisible?

Just bought a small mp3 player so I can take it on my runs. My phone looks and feels like a powerbank and I am NOT taking that thing with me. Its so heavy its gonna pull down my pants one day. The mp3 player should be small and light enough to not expose the public to my heart-print underwear.

They should make a beer that kills you

Nabbit nation, rise up 🫡

I need to get my hands on lego nabbit somehow, look as his dumb-ass brick head, he looks so stupid <3

Awesome

Nabbit