Bruce Coffman 🫘

“…that do one, two things — hatred, war and victimization.” That’s 3 things, Harvard Man.

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So — it appears the Hungarians and the Serbians and the Brazilians have all gotten rid of far-right authoritarians. Can the USA take a hint?

More from the Projectionist-In-Chief.

Just for shits and giggles — has Todd Blanche done anything impeachable yet?

Despite what some GOP politicians have been saying, Trump isn’t “throwing Zelenskyy under the bus”… more accurately, he’s purposefully “throwing Ukrainians under Putin’s tank treads”.

Wow — that would be a really big problem if there were any buildings left standing in Palestine…

Yeah, I’m thinking they can get UFC to produce it from the White House helipad — seating for 12,000 ticket holders and online streaming…

Holy Craptastic — and we thought Richard Nixon was really, really bad…

Shouldn’t that be “They are a bunch of dumb sons of bitches”? Now tell us who’s dumb, Mr. I Am A Genius…

Yes, these are worrying political times we live in — but imagine how frightening it would be if Republican politicians and their enablers had more than three brain cells to rub together…

So: if Israel is “buying” $2.8B of American munitions BUT the American taxpayer is actually footing the bill — is it actually a “sale”?!? Sounds more like a “gift” to me… SO STOP CALLING IT A F’ING SALE, NYT!!!

So Donald says (in response to SCOTUS “mail ballots” decision): “It is a Court that will go down as having rendered some of the most destructive, hurtful, and damaging decisions in our Country’s history”. And he’s absolutely correct — just not for the reason he thinks…

“and if you elect me Student Council President I promise we’ll have a McDonalds in the cafeteria and a Senior Prom three times a year,,.”

As if Cheeto In Charge knows how to work a computer…

Out today: Nearly 2,000 juniors across 16 high schools in Houston ISD were pulled from Algebra II and placed in a remedial math course. At some schools, as many as 70% of juniors were similarly demoted into less challenging classes. It wasn't due to poor performance ...

Wha?!? Of course they can “get any more craven than this” — you just need to give them an hour or two.

It sounds like Cheeto In Charge thinks the GOP is still going to control the Senate next year. Trying to “draw to an inside straight” is always a desperate bet.

I love watching Stephen’s voice getting louder and higher with each passing word. It’s almost like he’s getting some kind of Verbal Stiffy just hearing himself yell.

You mean I can vote on an airplane so long as I have a picture ID? I had no idea!

More like “PLEASE PASS THE SAVE MY ASS ACT!!” if you ask me

Will someone please let this doddering old woman know that “Biddeford” didn’t get shot? It was a human being AND HE HAD A FUCKING NAME — JOAN SEBASTIAN GUERRERO.

Oh. So JD thinks there’s a “loophole” in the Constitution that needs to be “fixed”? I’m sure he believes that’s true.

So I’m hearing that there are four SCOTUS justices who can’t read? The Constitution simply couldn’t be any clearer — there IS a 14th Amendment and its words mean just one thing that requires NO interpretation.

I was thinking about attending The Donald’s D.C. ShitShow for the 4th of July Weekend — but I decided to clean the garage out instead.

Top-notch concert sound/light/video production rig — seems a little overkill for a Ladies Roundtable and an audience of 14…

Actually, what it really says is: “Scowling Orangutan is my favorite pose”.

I think what J.D. is trying to say is “we’re so bad even Nixon is starting to look good.” It’s his way of demonstrating Einstein’s Theory Of Relativity.

VANDALS!!!

Does he mean “seriously vandalized” as in “pouring hydrogen peroxide into the water”?!?

So instead of “Florida man…” we now have “Florida doctor…?!?

One can buy a whole lot of healthcare for a trillion dollars — right, Elon?

Who’s paying that $765 million? Start that post with “When you and I” and it’s a lot closer to the reality of it all.

“President Trump was as transparent about this today as we’ve heard him so far” is kind of like saying “The new Whitesnake album is every bit as good as their previous one”…

“Sky of blue, Sea of green” indeed.

“Every picture tells a story, don’t it?” R. Stewart

“Department Of Justice” — what a fucking joke THAT name has become.

“Does this costume make my penis look bigger?”

I know if I had those boring sycophant fucks prattling on behind my chair I’d fall asleep too…

Ask me again in November, President DumbAss…

The Republican Party quietly deleted their own ad attacking Ken Paxton's record on crime... because Paxton is now the Republican Party's nominee to represent Texas in the U.S. Senate. Figured if the ad is important enough to delete, it's important enough to see...

“I’m an eighth-generation Texan — I’ve been eating BBQ since before Ken Paxton’s first indictment.” The Perfect Response.

I don’t know about you, but this looks like a vast improvement to me. I hope it’s Gorilla Tape…

I just finished reading the entire transcript of today’s hearing in the Broadview Six matter. If this doesn’t put a nail in the coffin of “presumption of regularity” as it applies to the ENTIRE DOJ (or should it now be “Department Of Trump’s Retribution”?) I don’t know what will.

Sounds to me like the Broadview Six PROSECUTORS — including the AUSA that led them — are the ones that should be indicted on conspiracy charges.

Speaking of federal prosecutors who need to spend time behind bars thinking about better career choices.

Absolutely deserves about 200 reposts.

Such an outright lie. People were prosecuted because they broke the law. Full stop.

Great idea — done deal!