mr spooky

if you asked me what the human condition is I would say it's drawing big penises on things

am I wrong? if you distill the human condition down to its core, it's dick jokes all the way down.

I love fashion

anyone in philly wanna buy a mini fridge that was used for a week

the stucco stuccout too far I'm here til thursday

my understanding about H3H3 is that it's kind of like Seinfeld in that it was a podcast about nothing

I'm about to call and unleash an absolute firestorm against Wedgewood Pharmacy (a compounding pharmacy that fucked up my pet's meds and won't give me a recall refund without having the packaging and because of this stupid requirement their contracted call center is getting nonstop angry calls)

as a business owner who cares about ethics and will nearly bankrupt myself to hold to them, there is nothing, NOTHING, that makes me angrier than a huge ass company with no shortage of revenue fucking over their customers AND making the workers they contract deal with a living nightmare for days

whenever I cry or am stressed I just walk to murder mart and get a soda and talk to my friends and sometimes belt songs and annoy their patrons

sometimes in arabic depending on who's there

my KINGDOM for a FUCKING public park

can anyone tell my two longtime pals to pay me the money they owe me? I'm in paycheck purgatory

I would really like to get a vegan pastelillo

pooping on the amtrak keystone line .5/10, only one that gets a true zero is Uzbekistan where the toilets open directly onto the tracks and you shit on the tracks

in a way it really brings you back to nature,

guy next to me on the train is on the phone and he said "for Halloween I'm gonna dress as a Greek god. I dunno, like Aristotle or something" and I accidentally audibly snorted

uhoh now he's talking about dating a high school girl. I can't really see his age but he sounds older and he's Ukrainian