Nathan Azinger

If Wisdom Literature was written by actual parents... "Hear, my children, the words of a father, and give attention to know understanding; for I give you good doctrine--stop wiping your nose on your sleeve! Use a kleenex!"

Favorite film in haiku: "No murders here," says Neighborhood Watch Alliance. "Accidents don't count."

The marketing has succeeded.

Taking the boy to see Skerryvore tonight. Being a dad rocks.

Had a weird dream last night that I was trying to get a job as an RA of a dorm, and the job listing said that the ideal candidate must "ride a powerful dragon who has made a fortune in the stock market." Probably still not the strangest, most random real-world job requirement, though.

Has the algorithm on Bluesky changed? I don't think I like how my discover feed is acting anymore.

Today in "if a Democrat had done this we'd never hear the end of it."

Because God knows we don't want our water to be inconvenient.

You know the economy sucks when the fortune cookies have to sell advertising to get by.

Serving up a delicious helping of resistance.

Epic neckbeard.

I don't know who needs to hear this, but the word "eunuch" occurs 42 times in the Hebrew Bible. That is all.

Meet you there, comrade.

Janet and I took the Boy capsizing today.

A fine day for a slug...

My 5-year-old son's newest exclamation is, "What the cartoon physics?!" He's been watching a lot of Mythbusters lately.

Right now I'd settle for a SecDef who doesn't write SNL's sketches for them.

"While they are saying, 'Peace and safety!' then destruction will come upon them suddenly like labor pains upon a woman with child, and they will not escape." 1 Thessalonians 5:3

Who looks at a pattern of missing space and nuclear scientists and thinks, "We've got to put our best minds on this. Quick, to the Kash Signal!" thehill.com/homenews/adm...

I want to give God glory, but I'm pretty sure you don't do that by raining hell down on people. Maybe try loving your neighbor as yourself and go from there?

"Which one of you, having a hundred sheep and losing one of them, does not leave the ninety-nine in the wilderness and go after the one that is lost until he finds it?"

Hahahaha! The Cognitive dissonance is strong with this one. Is there anything the man touches that he does not break?

I don't think that Trump is a Russian agent bent on destroying America, because one shouldn't attribute to malice what can be explained by stupidity, but if he was, what would he be doing differently?

I used to wonder how good people could do nothing. I think I understand it now.

From a poet, for a poet. If it moves you, please share.

Every Federal employee right about now....

The Bible is pretty clear about how we ought to treat migrants. There's a strong strain of, "You ought to know better," every time it comes up. As always, if it moves you, share.

I love democracy, but democracy does not excuse evil. The Law of Moses tells us that we shall not join with the many to do evil, nor shall we testify in a lawsuit with the many in order to pervert justice (Ex. 23:2). If the will of the majority is unjust, then we must stand against the majority.

If it moves you, share. That's all I ask.

I'm feeling small, powerless, and unheard tonight. Can someone give this a boost? Anyone?

Apropos of something or other....