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Dear God, Dolly Parton wasn’t the 80 year old we were hoping you‘d take. Sincerely, Planet Earth

Statistically, there‘s more likelihood that Trump talks about wanting to have sex with his daughter than there is your daughter losing to a trans athlete. This is not a joke. It’s a measurable fact.

Just really looking forward to the plethora of film bros who will be nonstop trashing the Supergirl Movie the next few days after relentlessly gushing over Disclosure Day which was an awful movie top to bottom. #Supergirl

New soccer rule: if you are on the ground for more than 10 seconds, you must leave the field for a minute. I love this sport, but the fact that we just accept theatrics as part of the game is wild. #worldcup #fifa #soccer

I don’t get what all the fuss is about. Elon was already history‘s richest N@zi even before becoming a trillionaire. #Elon #Musk #ElonMusk #spacex

Elon Musk managed to make a TRILLION dollars before figuring out how to give a woman an orgasm. #Elon #Musk #ElonMusk #spacex

Dear Ignorant White People, Zohran calling his father‘s cousin his “aunt” was not a lie. We name and treat extended family differently than you. It’s less about the technical term and more about how close they are to us. I call my cousins a version of “brother and sister.” Now please STFU.

If the producers of Love is Blind did a simple google search or any sort research, they would see how toxic and manipulative some of these dudes are. Instead they continue to expose these women to dangerous men who will hurt them because it makes good TV.

Dear Republicans, Imagine how much better your lives would be if your Representatives fought for your healthcare, your wages, your cost of living and your children’s safety as hard as they fight to protect Trump’s pedophile connections. #epstein #epsteinfiles #trump

This is being done in the name of antisemitism by the guy who accepted a jet from a country that funds a terror group trying eradicate Jewish people from this planet. I want out of this timeline. #harvard #trump www.nytimes.com/2025/05/22/u...

I’ll bet you one 747 jet that the reason Trump is attacking Harvard is because they denied him and everyone one of his moron children admissions despite large donations promised. #Harvard #trump #harvarduniversity www.nytimes.com/2025/05/22/u...

There will be zero consequences for Gaetz. Zero consequences for members of congress who covered up statutory rape. Zero consequences for anyone who defends him now. Gaetz will be back to selling his Snake Oil in no time. Neat.

Can’t wait for Polio to drop a new track in 2025! #rfkjr #polio